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being awoken on my day off by a period cramp lasting an hour and a half is i think against the law? maybe? someone should go to jail for this

I just think it is very stupid that the current state of my uterus can have such undue influence over my brain chemistry, is all

every single time my phone updates it sneak-installs more garbage apps onto itself without my permission

when ur coworker walks in on u bumping ur head on a shelf and feels bad so she orders u a bagel for breakfast 🥰

happy st pats to everybody, I forgot to wear green

on Friday it was 70 degrees outside. now there is an inch and a half of snow on the ground.

went to this very cool supper club for mom's birthday dinner tonightBuckatabon Tavern & Supper Club

what in the goddamn

there is an electrician in my basement hammering things and every time he does i can feel it through my FEET

The Mercy Beat - Sweet (Official Video)does anyone else remember this song or was it just me.

currently begging my neighbor for help inflating mom's flat tire...... my life, why

daylight savings got me all fucked up y'all

it's 60 and sunny...... time to clean out the carrrrr

[d&d] when u make ur dm do this:

youtube music has added an autoplaylist to my suggesteds called "Nu-Disco Thunderdome" and i am feeling extremely Called Out

ayyy just got back from the new captain america movie! it was aight.

thank u soul food for my life

Good News Everyone i have discovered that haribo peach gummies do not set off my sensitive teeth the way trolli sour brite gummy worms do

There's Nothing CG Can Do That A Muppet Can't Do Better (And I'll Die On That Hill)

my tummy hurts and I am being so brave

hello folks i am at my dentist's office for my cleaning and I cleared my work inbox before I left

you know how sometimes you laugh at a meme so stupid you know your brain has been fully broken by the internet

it is 1 o clock in the morning on a weekend and one of my neighbors is shoveling.

really annoyed at the lack of cookies in this house rn >:C

for dinner tonight it is chicken bacon skewers in a mushroom onion whiskey sauce with garlic mash potato onna side

What's up crew I'm working from home today because we about to have a BIG BLIZZARD

we are expecting 6-9 inches of snow tomorrow

[internet cats] god I love babette

holy shit the WIND today

Cold From Hell Update: gross booger-related news within