Cold From Hell Update: gross booger-related news within

I'm at the stage of this cold where I feel normal again but my nose is still producing Too Much Stuff. a normal stage of recovery and to be expected HOWEVER

I have never had it where one nostril is blowing perfectly clear and the other one is producing like Nickelodeon cartoon levels of green slime????

like............ just the one??????

I ain't NEVER seen boogers this green. It genuinely looks like a funny ha-ha joke boogers from a party store

comic book ass boogers

and then on the other side it's crystal clear.

I am. perplexed.