[d&d] when u make ur dm do this:

because ur party is doing this:

(those overlapping circles are bombs we are detonating on top of the big bad and his army of op celestials. 5 of them.)

I must state for the record that he was not expecting us to attack this particular villain yet.

and we are about to nuke them all entirely out of existence.

total damage from that detonation: 377 dmg

holy shitballs

also we are on the other side of that tiny red portal so none of that hit us and our rogue had a 42 stealth so nobody saw them put the bombs down and run

after.

boom

beeg bada boom.

also we now have an army of mages as backup ready to hurl fireballs at this guy on their turn so.

this guy gets 4 legendary actions a round. God i hate that

legendary actions, also known as "cheating",

BTW postgame update we did kill the guy so now the Other Big Bad is like "hey thanks for taking him out he was a big obstacle for me now I can take over the world " and we were like "...welp"