I just think it is very stupid that the current state of my uterus can have such undue influence over my brain chemistry, is all

the mood swings............ why

it is a lovely day and things are extremely chill!!! why am I so DEPRESSED

grabs myself by the shoulders and shakes myself around to hear my brain make rattling noises in my skull

nooooo i'm sorry

it would be really convenient if I could kick my own ass like Jim Carrey at the end of Liar Liar