These aren't just medical experts but also highly qualified constitutional scholars, recognizing the subtle and often overlooked connection between epidemiological quarantine and the "Homo Marriage" issue. We can all rest easy in the knowledge that the Republic is is good hands with this kind of informed electorate.

Perfectly put

I'll take Hellfire for $500 Alex.

Remember those nice, polite Westboro folks?

Imagine a world in which you look at that picture and say to yourself, "That's my crowd."

why is it always Jesus OR hellfire?

Luke Skywanker seems drastic, no?

there are few true binaries in life

I almost miss the Westboro bunch because they almost seem tame by comparison. At least they weren't walking around in camo with their AR-15s. Btw, Pat Robertson is still around and guess what he just blamed for COVID-19? "Homo Marriage" of course.

Tom Wolf, governor of Pennsylvania. They misspelled his name (naturally).

But I like homo marriage!

They also seem to overlook the part that simply because it legally exists doesn't mean they have to get homo married or affected their marriage one bit.

Really!! All this time I thought it was mandatory. This'll be an interesting discussion when I get home

It certainly is a real eye-opener.

It's like the old gays in the military panic: If we let gays in the military the military will be gay!

Because of course there were never any gays in the military before.