duck bastard
[kickvic] A more proper continuation from the last plurk, the hearing livetweet, and the commentary plurk that followed that
duck bastard
Keep a further eye on that top level, because I do plan on making a proper "info dump" plurk for this trainwreck of a case
duck bastard
it's just. been A Week and A Day
inadequate tits
holy shit the other one got so big so fast
duck bastard
y u p
duck bastard
only three hours and it went 800+
DʀᴀɢɴHᴏᴍᴇᴏᴘᴀᴛʜʏ
Listen
DʀᴀɢɴHᴏᴍᴇᴏᴘᴀᴛʜʏ
A lot happened
DʀᴀɢɴHᴏᴍᴇᴏᴘᴀᴛʜʏ
It was a beautiful present from the judge to all of us who believe victims
Azure ☪ Moon
is there anything more satisfying than seeing a pompous asswipe who thought they were above the law get slammed for being a creep, because I think there is not
Rama
A lot happened that can be summarized with https://images.plurk.com/2s0Dv8OhkQeq8A32ByOUyj.jpg
DʀᴀɢɴHᴏᴍᴇᴏᴘᴀᴛʜʏ
Azure ☪ Moon : There really isn't
I Am Immortal
And glorious
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
this morning was an adventure
papermint tiger
god i still need to put together a proper post with all the links i just
papermint tiger
got so tired lmao
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
This has truly been A Day
duck bastard
my feelig every time lmao /grips ur hand in understanding
Rama
God
Rama
Why was this so much more entertaining than the AA anime
HurricaneChris
Where does the whole thing stand right now? I'm not able to read all of that right now.
duck bastard
tldr everything that could be dismissed literally was, and the judge has 30 days to wrap up everything else
duck bastard
so it's not looking good for vic
duck bastard
penis bacon
this was about the defamation counterclaims/etc that vic issued, right? not the original assault claims?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
everything against jamie marchi was dismissed so right now, vic is paying a bit to her
Doctor Ansem
The LawTwitter was blown that there were even bench rulings at all. Ty fucked it up that bad
00000000
The defamation and possibly the civil conspiracy claims for Rial/Toye/Funi still need to be ruled on, but everything else was dismissed from the bench.
duck bastard
kataranisword Yeah, that's right. Although it should be noted that it was always defamation
duck bastard
Vic is the one who started all of this by suing Funi, Marchi, Roye, and Tial
penis bacon
ah okay
Guardian Bear J
James. I am DEPENDING ON YOU to let me know when the transcript is posted.
duck bastard
although, by dragging all of this out, he's basically brought up evidence that he did all sorts of gross shit
duck bastard
I'll get more into it when i'm literally not a minute from my work lunch
duck bastard
and J, you know it'll come up in this plurk when it happens
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDzZpkSWkAEdrtP.jpg a nice chart of what was dismissed and what wasnt today
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
"im not a lawyer" well first piece of truth
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
that is a nice chart
ALEX NO
heh. this is still making my god damn day, ngl.
★ 𝓁𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒 ★
I want to give the judge a hi-five
Guardian Bear J
I want to tweet that yellow bastard with something along the lines of "If there's judicial misconduct, wouldn't it be great to have a competent lawyer that could address it?"
Rama
Victan reactions are all "but we had all this evidence" and my reply to that was why the fuck didn't Beard present any
Guardian Bear J
But I don't have the energy to maintain a twitter flame war for the lulz.
1 in 6.77×10e18
Your evidence was "Vic said"
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
https://i.imgur.com/cOmm1T0.png
quiznos coyote
dying for them to try and explain what the judge did wrong
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
oh god me too
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
bet they'll come up with some off the wall shit since they think rl is an anime
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
https://i.imgur.com/dsj5ZAD.png
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i mean ty literally had no evidence
a turtlephi
so much popcorn to devour, so little time
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
KTewson: Best Selling All Departments
and we have judge quote t shirts
オツカーレ!!
GJEJKFNFKNF
オツカーレ!!
i need all of them
Rama
I'm not okay with how lazy the designs are but maybe that's just me
Maidstrong
I...do not know how to feel about this merch at all actually
Tangent
i like (read "am terrified by";-) how these folks can see ty go in there with no evidence, get dismissed on points where he literally was like "i dont know", and still go THE JUDGE WAS BRIBED LAW IS MEANINGLESS WE HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INT OUR OWN HANDS. Its scary how far from reality people get just because they'd prefer a vast conspiracy over the truth.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
no i dont think vic is seeing any of the money from it
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
it looks like this is just some... random person (a kickvic person to be specific)
Guardian Bear J
Who, the judge?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
the judge isnt seeing the money either as far as i know
Guardian Bear J
The Judge CANNOT SEE MONEY from court.
Guardian Bear J
That is like... a major, MAJOR outside interference in the legal process.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
also it's not like a trademarked quote or anything, really i think? dont take me as gospel
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
so he cant be like I WANT A CUT
Rama
Eh, you can slap a politician's soundbite on a mug and sell it without giving him money. Wouldn't this be the same principle?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
something to take up with that artist, i suppose. i have no horse in this shirt race
Guardian Bear J
So is a judge.
Guardian Bear J
A judge is ABSOLUTELY a public figure.
Seijin CC
OMG I'm tempted by the cat one
Ashabel
tl;dr Just because you can appropriate someone's words for monetary gain, doesn't mean that you should.
Guardian Bear J
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but yeah, in this instance? It's fair game.
1 in 6.77×10e18
It's also paraphrasing. What the judge actually said won't be known till transcripts.
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
It has been A Thing, that's for sure.
Rama
Yeah this is technically using the words of the person running the livetweet
Rama
Which is murkier, actually
NekoInc, MSPM
So much added chaos...
papermint tiger
i gotta go to work now but i'll see about working on that post soon lmao
sasuga sunrise
I wish my practice was as interesting as this.
Calliente
sasuga sunrise : To be fair, it's best not to have gross and deliberate incompetence anywhere near your practice
Calliente
And that's entirely what's made this so entertaining
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
"It’s unethical from a legal standpoint" there's no way for something to be unethical from a legal standpoint
miles you ass
https://images.plurk.com/7ipuNH3OCBnEQ9ax4JIdp1.png today's proceedings
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
https://i.imgur.com/s1mysHO.gif featuring,
miles you ass
https://images.plurk.com/s9yWiIRKt6VUY1aWk1yko.png https://images.plurk.com/1UGO1LmpRr6L5JEgZiqyf3.jpg
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
fuck
miles you ass
i have so many aa memes on my phone
miles you ass
all of them are relevant here
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
doing the lord's work
00000000
Another recap thread, just started
go тo вread
/sits
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
settles tf in
miles you ass
quiznos coyote
Guardian Bear J
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
quiznos coyote
oh my god so i've been at work all day i just now saw that the lawyer admitted funi's tweets were true?
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
HE JUST SAID THAT SHIT,
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm still fucking beyond gobsmacked that 'yeah but' basically got said in a court of law
quiznos coyote
quiznos coyote
If this guy is ever hired by a person who is really in need of help I'll be upset
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'll be shocked if he doesn't end up losing his crackerjack license
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
between "yeah but" and "i dont know" i dont know which one i love more
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Beard is frantically handing notes to ALH during this. LOL
tube_slinger
I'm getting the impression they got the new lawyer to handle the talking, but Ty couldn't resist the urge to butt in and take over
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
At this point, ALH and Beard are both still talking and JC says "One of y'all needs to figure out who is doing this argument." He then says let's deal with this later and move on to the TCPA stuff.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
you would be correct
duck bastard
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
So here we get to the notary thing. Beard is now requesting a trial amendment to add the unsworn declarations, and attempts to explain he thought he could notarize by phone. I'm not sure anyone is buying this.
Maidstrong
n....notarize...by phone
Maidstrong
I'm not even a legal smart person and I know you can't do that
Maidstrong
(watch there be some asshole who invents it now tho)
Rama
I think in some states you can notarize by phone, but Texas isn't one
sᴡᴀɢᴡᴀɢᴏɴ
credibility be damned, let me sign a paper through the phone
Maidstrong
w...why
Maidstrong
no, jesus no I wouldn't want that, who wants that
Rama
Which Beard had to have been told in order to be licensed as a notary in the first place?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
exactly
Rama
Vic may just have hired the worst trial lawyer in the state of Texas
miles you ass
worst trial lawyer in North America
Rama
Like I feel like if he'd hired someone remotely competent, he might have gotten money out of Rial and Toye (but not Funi or Marchi, those cases were bullshit in their entirety)
Rama
But Beard just went in there and won a slam-dunk case for the defense
duck bastard
i'm still not over him admitting it was basically all true... ~but context~.....
Guardian Bear J
BUT CONTEXT..!
sasuga sunrise
Also god I just got the “Ex Par-Tay” joke
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
I hope that the defense team is ALL OVER THAT in 30 days.
Guardian Bear J
The defense team is preparing their motions for sanctions.
Guardian Bear J
Like, today? That's what they're doing. They want to get those filed and under the judge's pen TODAY, while the hearing is fresh in mind.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
aka while he's still annoyed by ty lol
duck bastard
i'm still slowly reading through all the different tweet replies and i'm dying
duck bastard
> [tweet] Ty: Funi has been vague about investigation! Because it would show rial is a liar! And that goes to conspiracy because why did they care!
> comment: Cma we talk about Pepe Silvia??
miles you ass
PEPE!!! SILVIA!!!!!
duck bastard
it is exactly at this level of conspiracy reaching
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Pepe Silvia
duck bastard
this gif really sums it all up
Res Ipsa Loquaciousness on Twitter
SakuraLatte🌸
This whole thing is a trea
SakuraLatte🌸
t
TemporalWolf
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
He's Vic Mignogna's incompetent lawyer. Dan Olson was joking that he'd have had better luck if he'd tried the folk-superstition techniques of Sovereign Citizenship, which is basically the essential oils of legal defense
Maidstrong
Dan is correct and he should say it
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ESSENTIAL OILS OF LEGAL DEFENSE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i finally broke and lost it
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ESSENTIAL OILS OF LEGAL DEFENSE
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oh my fuck.
1 in 6.77×10e18
Essential oils at least smell good...
1 in 6.77×10e18
I feel like SovCitting is more the juice cleanse of legal defense.
Doctor Ansem
He might as well have said "Notarize by Banana Phone" because it would be just as effective and a lot more hilarious
Rama
God dammit
papermint tiger
That's it, i need a tshirt that talks about the essential oils of legal defense
Exacerangutan
ahaha
Exacerangutan
I mean to do it right you can't just... reject aloud the authority of the court, they won't go "oh well I guess we can't do anything if you don't want us to," and you can't just say the judge's name three times to make them disappear.
Exacerangutan
From what I gather, the full SovCit tactic is to do that and then sue the judge to create a conflict of interest so you have to get shunted off to some other judge--then sue that judge, etc, until the state gets sick of dealing with you one way or another.
duck bastard
it's what a guy in my county's jail is certainly doing, which is why he's stuck with us
papermint tiger
Ew
duck bastard
I finally went through every little tweet and reply of the livetweeting, I feel like I need to take my shirt off, recline in bed, and be smoking a cigarette
今汐
I mean ty sure got fucked
duck bastard
https://images.plurk.com/3HehCebBAW2QBA2Ay0hWg6.jpg
duck bastard
and now.... to go and check on doucette, like a cherry on top fot his day
'Sail
Calliente
I was wondering why I craved popcorn today, and then I remembered
duck bastard
how long until this becomes the mignogna effect instead of the stresand effect, i wonder
Nox
I mean, I know it's already been referred to as the Streisand-Mignogna Effect
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
(lmao) @ Vic stan twitters right now.
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
I read a tweet that compared it to Infinity War.
Rizu
I'm amused at one of the vicstans wanting to completely boycot Funi and petition Toei to use a different company for their anime productions.
1) Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Or do, don't care, bye.
2) lol you think Toei really cares beyond making money off of the dub productions in the west
Calliente
https://imgs.plurk.com/QwB/8aM/kenfDn1Se27tQ88bDcgEKgToDZ1_lg.png Holy shit he tried that and the judge murdered him in cold blood
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
NOICE.
Rizu
I'll be amazed (and shaking my head) if Ty Beard is still practicing law after this.
papermint tiger
Beard will at the very least need to spend some time in a burn unit after this
transilience
we could say that the judge has... B-) a razor wit
papermint tiger
I don't know if this has been linked yet but i found an article
Mignogna's Civil Case Against Voice Actress Jami...
duck bastard
excellent, beautiful, a work of art
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Zero Resurrected on Twitter
god are these people for fuckin real
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
ARE THEY REA
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
l
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
it's the gift that keeps on giving
Rizu
I'm starting to think that nothing short of Vic getting thrown in jail over some of the shit he's done will wake any of these people up, and even then it'd only be some
duck bastard
found another set of images to sum this shitshow up
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDy_VQJVUAEJwlM?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDy_VZ8VUAA0rCt?format=jpg&name=large
Rizu
god I can hear Michael saying it too
Rama
What war do these jokers think they're fighting
Rama
This is a lawsuit
Rama
They can't actually affect the outcome
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
That's the tweet I was just laughing at. These people are delusional.
Rizu
still think that a lot of people are forgetting that Vic started this. He painted a giant target on himself by trying to sue and intimidate the other parties into silence in a state where there are huge consequences for pulling that shit
Calliente
To be fair to the confused idiots, Vic and his lawyers don't seem to remember that either :v
Rizu
(LOL) point
Rizu
but I will not be shocked in the least if this gets Vic on some kinda watchlist
Calliente
Naturally their side is confused, their figureheads don't even know what they're in court for at this point
duck bastard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDzSW_fXYAEV8e-?format=jpg&name=medium
ehehehe
Maidstrong
did he think v
because he is white, a man, straight, and in Texas he would automatically win?
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
I love this song.
Tangent
You know, that WAS basically the argument some of them were making
Tangent
basically "oh its texas so the judge will fight the evil SJW MeToo"
Beans
Beans
I'm not sure what's fully going on now, but it looks good
Tangent
shocking that, hey, what matters in a lawsuit is not political movements or ideology or conspiracy theories but fact and evidence under the law.
Rama
Texas may be a legislative shithole but unless you're getting a divorce and don't want the kids, men aren't patticularly judicially advantaged here.
NekoInc, MSPM
Even the likes of Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't give Vic a victory here
tube_slinger
I like to think Ty is going to be seeing this in his dreams
https://images.plurk.com/6U3Vy9ZsXO8ZJLboMuJKTt.gif
Kung Fu Chef
AA memes are glorious
live to serve
..... is this why... i think it was Tara Platt this morning voiced concern for the community on Twitter?
live to serve
or was it Monica Rial???
duck bastard
quietly screeches
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED0KWCsXkAUJX5v?format=jpg&name=large
duck bastard
and no idea, but possibly
Rama
I"m voicing concern for the community right now, because VicStans are fucking crazy.
Tangent
and some of them have been saying scary, violent shit about how they will "get [their] own justice". red flags everywhere.
papermint tiger
Fuuuuck
Rama
99.9% of people who say shit like that are just trying to sound tough, but it only takes one...
Tangent
and even if they ARE just saying to make people not feel safe, its still making people not feel safe! which is bad for the community in general.
Wild Child
Notarize by phone..... WTF
00000000
00000000
Beard later reacted with surprise when Chupp indicated he had dropped all the claims against March: “Wait, defamation was dismissed as well?”

“Yes, I said that a long time ago,” Chupp had to point out.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
snorts
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i can not WAIT for this transcript
00000000
In another exchange, a slightly exasperated Chupp said, “Am I not being clear?” Beard responded, “No, your honor, it’s that I’m not listening“ -- to which the judge said, “It would help if you would.”
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
jesus christ
オツカーレ!!
IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WOULD
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm done i can't
Ashabel
It should be noted that this lawsuit drove ANN's reporter to drink.
Ashabel
She was trying to cover the clusterfuck that was Percy's weekend filings and plot twists just kept on happening, so she had to scrap her article and rewrite it around seven times.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i mean, that's a mood
miles you ass
holy god
Doctor Ansem
How did she keep her sanity even with that.
Nox
"Your Honor everyone, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand back because I'm about to kick my own ass." -Ty Beard, probably
duck bastard
fuck, i spit onto my computer
1 in 6.77×10e18
Oh man, maybe his kid wished for his birthday that he couldn't win in court
Rama
I was just thinking about that
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
shit, beat me to it
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
I'M KICKIN MY ASS, DOYAMIND?
Rama
"Objection, your honor!"
"On what grounds?"
"...it's devastating to my case!"
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
'overruled.'
'GOOD CALL!'
Ashabel
( As a note, I'm really fond of Sharon Grisby for avoiding Vic's own press kit in favor of digging up one of his recent convention photos, where you can tell he's either done more surgeries than Cher or is just a water goblin wearing a very ill-fitting human skin. )
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i can't believe he still has that awful bleached frosted tips look in two thousand and ninteen
Doctor Ansem
Yikes
Doctor Ansem
I keep looking at that picture and it's still a nightmare
Calliente
In another exchange, a slightly exasperated Chupp said, “Am I not being clear?” Beard responded, “No, your honor, it’s that I’m not listening“ -- to which the judge said, “It would help if you would.”
Calliente
/pounding fist on desk, wheezing
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