duck bastard
[kickvic] A continuation, because it's ~court day~
duck bastard
the judge is already tearing into beard
1 in 6.77×10e18
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
popcorn.gif
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
/runs in here
Rama
Geeeeeeeet dunked on
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
Maidstrong
when it's less busy I will get caught up on the savage tea
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i have been waiting for this day like a little kid on christmas
duck bastard
the courtroom is apparently packed, too
Doctor Ansem
/fans self
papermint tiger
oh my god...
papermint tiger
i'm so excited to follow this
Sleepy💤Blade🗡️
Doctor Ansem
Nick is there apparently
papermint tiger
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
damn im about to sleep but this is Good
Rama
I should have taken the day off, this is happening like 30 minutes in traffic from me
Rama
Stupid on-call schedule
duck bastard
you're missing a glorious opportunity
duck bastard
i'm glancing at some of the tweets that have the most replies, and I'm screeching laughing, because:
> [tweet] Judge: Now you're trying to get around the deadline
> ISWV Dude: I assume that's for whackjob J Sean
> Multiple people: lmaooooooo no
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
lol isvw people are deluded
Seijin CC
I'll bet and lol
ALEX NO
Omg I swear I’m refreshing this thread like it’s my damn job.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i have it open in a tab so i can get the tab notifs that there's a new reply lol
duck bastard
another iswv, but one who realizes that things are going. bad.
Hayley
i vote to call this trial "popcorn.vic"
★ 𝓁𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒 ★
Get fucking dunked on
duck bastard
Judge: are these the only tweets they are suing about? SJ: hard to tell your honor
S C R E E C H
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
THE SHADE
i stay silly :3
WHAT
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o85xtOGdvAAafXLe8/giphy.gif
NekoInc, MSPM
It is as hilarious as predicted
inadequate tits
ALEX NO
Video loop of him pulling her hair. Omg.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
LORDT
Maidstrong
video loop of wHAT
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
of vic pulling marchi's hair
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS VIDEO HOLY SHITBALLS
Maidstrong
Maidstrong
WE GOT VIDYA BOYS
papermint tiger
i almost feel sorry for the Vic stans, but i mostly just wish i could watch the hope drain from their souls
i stay silly :3
rip in piss vic bois
Seijin CC
viiiideeeeo
tube_slinger
Is it the one from his depo?
tube_slinger
The video I mean
Seijin CC
I love the idiot who was like "Of course they play it out of context"
Seijin CC
yes it is
Seijin CC
and I'm just, "what context would make it okay????"
Rama
I appreciate that most of the defense's evidence is the plaintiff's own deposition
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i'm crying
Rama
Because he's that fucking stupid
ℓα∂у уєииєfєя
I'm not sorry. I just want to watch the little fuckers crash and burn with their ~MRA savior~.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ty, just give up now before lemoine comes for you
ALEX NO
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
because this is sean, the understated, not vicious one
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
by the time lemoine comes, vic and ty will be d e a d
tube_slinger
This is Sam Johnson I think
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
sam idk why i said sean
00000000
Yeah, Johnson's going first.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
also nice to see the lady from DW following this trial (deb? is her name? im so bad with named)
00000000
Denise?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
yes!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i see her in the twitter replies
tube_slinger
Oh shit here comes Lemoine
00000000
Judge: it’s not fair for you to replead to get around the motion to dismiss
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge: it’s not fair for you to replead to get around the motion to dismiss
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
LEMOINE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
oh right iswv fools are saying this twitter thread is a conspiracy because ty is the only one this lady can't hear
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
as if it's not because ty is a fucking mumbling goofball
Ain'tpril
HARD TO SAY YOUR HONOR
00000000
Judge: she’s talking about somebody and you can’t even show me the context
duck bastard
oh shit it's denise?? i knew that icon was familiar, but i couldn't remember!!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
yes! that's how i knew it was her.
Nox
how's that make sense when they could clearly hear the other lawyer that was brought on to help ty
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i was like wait i know that icon and checked the profile
Nox
Ty just needs to spit out the marbles and use his big boy voice
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
bold of you to assume any of the iswv people make sense lol
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge: she’s talking about somebody and you can’t even show me the context
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Seijin CC
"No one ever asks where lawyers at the bottom of their class go to practice law but I think we just found the answer..."
Seijin CC
ya
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Ty now mentioning technical problems. Defense team grinning
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i dont have enough popcorn emotes for this part
00000000
duck bastard
https://media.giphy.com/media/Bp5dwyOW9BwbK/giphy.gif
duck bastard
someone in the comments, re beard: Did he remember to stand up this time?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge: point me to the Marchi evidence in your response or first amended pet. JOKES ON TY, HE CANT
Seijin CC
woaklsjlakdjsalkdjasdlkj vicstans talking about how hair pulling isn't sexual assault bruuuuh
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
im so glad none of them went to law school
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
we need less ty's in the world
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge: just tell me where the evidence of plan is.
Nox
please let Screech do something really stupid and make a scene
Jaetopus
I have not been actively watching this whole thing but I have been enjoying the round ups. this is the first time I'm seeing it go up live and I just. how are some of these people real? it's like a bad episode of Judge Judy
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
this judge is so done
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
isvw people saying this laywer is breaking the rules
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
I think Judge Chupp has been done since tuesday tbh
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
nevermind lawyers/press are allowed to have their phones
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
which this lady is. she has a bar card
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
yeah she has a pass and is allowed to have her phone
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
non lawyers LIKE SCREECH PROBS cant
00000000
Apparently, the evidence of the plan is Monica and Jamie tweeting about the same person. Rational inference they had a plan.
Seijin CC
ya
Seijin CC
w h a t
00000000
The look on the judge's face was apparently quite something.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i hope the court reports are public
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
would make good vacation reading
duck bastard
i wish this was on video and released to the public, it would be amazing
duck bastard
get all the expressions out
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
this shit be gettin good
1 in 6.77×10e18
I'm sure someone will get the transcription.
00000000
The reporter from the Dallas Morning News is in attendance.
tube_slinger
Greg promised us a transcript
tube_slinger
That'll be something
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i heart greg
1 in 6.77×10e18
[unintelligible]
Jaetopus
I feel so bad for this judge. probably went to law school and then eventually from lawyer to judge thinking, yeah, I'm gonna make a difference. I'm gonna try some real cases! and then.
Jaetopus
here we are
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
TY: fumbling
a turtlephi
probably drew the short stick, poor fella
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge: if I like a cat picture on Facebook, I’m not in a conspiracy. You are reading too much into liking a post.
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
if I like a cat picture on Facebook, I’m not in a conspiracy. You are reading too much into liking a post.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i literally cackled irl
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
LMAO
Jaetopus
or pissed off whatever courthouse clerk assigns dockets or whatever
duck bastard
gleeful cackling
duck bastard
also someone linked a super mario 3 "you're dead" theme, which is a delight tome
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
00000000
Ty wants a recess now.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ty's calling for a recees
ALEX NO
omg
✶ 天才的なIDOL様!
LMAOOOOO TY WANTS A RECESS
ALEX NO
the judge is just like
duck bastard
also today i learned- LMAOOOOOO
1 in 6.77×10e18
Hee hee hee hee
ALEX NO
so done with their bullshit.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
TY YOU CANNOT GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY RIGHT NOW
✶ 天才的なIDOL様!
your honor, please...... i've been owned.... too hard...
ALEX NO
i love this.
duck bastard
i keep just gripping my hands because the alternative is smacking my desk with both hands and screaming in delight
Seijin CC
I'll bet lmfao
miles you ass
IS THERE VIDEO PLEASE I NEED THIS
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
oh my god he's getting dunked on so hard I can't deal with this
Seijin CC
Apparently we're all conspiring against Ty too holy shit
a turtlephi
[megalovania intensifies...?]
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
is vic there? did he manage to escape the subpeona?
duck bastard
while we have recess, today i also learned a new german word: Fremdschämen, second hand embarrassment
duck bastard
and i don't think so? not sure
Seijin CC
Judge: if I like a cat picture on Facebook, I’m not in a conspiracy. You are reading too much into liking a post.
ALEX NO
me: I'm gonna do tags and shit today.
also me:
duck bastard
oh, same, tbh
duck bastard
i'm so glad i work in a slow office, i can get away with peeking in
00000000
Chupp clearly thinks he is an idiot. He pushed Sam Johnson because that’s his job but Percy has him eye-rolling and face-palming.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ty got a judge who is more than familiar with how the internet works
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
this is such a bad turn of events for him lol
00000000
5 min recess. Defamation claim against Jamie Marchi is dismissed. Going over conspiracy now. What a shit show!
duck bastard
commentator: This feels like listening we’re listening to horse race on the radio.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
DIS GON BE SO GOOD
duck bastard
god, that really is how it feels
duck bastard
who has a good announcer voice, lets make this happen
00000000
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
dramatic reading of the court transcript when
duck bastard
everything from ty is spoken through a pillow, for accuracy
duck bastard
8V
go тo вread
/sits
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and we're back from recess
duck bastard
https://media.giphy.com/media/YwOFosmTM0Vag/giphy.gif
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
a very apt gif with your name
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
oh god. ty just basically implied the defense explained his claims better than he did himself
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
sir
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
what even
duck bastard
also, to answer before: it looks like Vic is in a schedule film festival, so that's why he's not here
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
and the judge is raking ty over the coals
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
https://imgs.plurk.com/QwB/MlY/NzIoBqJj2jsXVypB2Cv3rxgkO1Y_lg.gif
00000000
Judge: what cause of action does conspiracy relate to? Ty: defamation. Now he’s arguing about Toye’s texts. Judge: that’s not Marchi
duck bastard
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oh my god i can’t BREATHE
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
liking this for when i’m not trapped on my phone
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
how? how is he so bad at his job?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Judge just dismissed claim against Marchi for TI.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
2 dismissed so far
Guardian Bear J
This is definitely grounds for him to lose his license to practice at this point. XD
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Ty babbling about rational inference. Judge: I don’t think it’s rational at all.
Guardian Bear J
There's wasting the court's time, then there's THIS...
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
bury me in my prettiest dress
papermint tiger
i hope they disbar him, he's a joke lawyer
Idol Minako
reading all of this from a bus. it's a good bus trip.
duck bastard
J, I wish I lived in Vegas, so the two of us could've called off sick, pulled up this twitter, and just drank and laughed ourselves sick over this shitshow
Guardian Bear J
God, no kidding.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
gosh, vic is already having to dig into his pockets
duck bastard
it would've been an amazing time
tube_slinger
Every time I think Ty can't fuck up any worse, he goes and proves me wrong
Guardian Bear J
We could go to a bar restaurant and got a corner booth and just livestreamed the tweets.
Guardian Bear J
That sounds like a good time.
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
everything against marchi dismissed
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
WOOOOOT
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
time to pay up vic
00000000
Lemione time: he’s got a pic of a dumpster fire up. Unfortunately, I can’t hear him :-(
ALEX NO
woooo!
Jaetopus
a pic of a dumpster fire XD
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
tube_slinger
Now it's Lemoine time
duck bastard
a bird and a bear go into a restaurant and get smashed at nine in the morning
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
someone send lemoine some chill
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ.
oh my god LMFAO
Ziri✖O
That feel when I should be working on finishing my commission but I found this plurk instead
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
Lemione: tcpa designed to protect citizens speaking out. Now has pic of Vic kissing someone up with label “libel proof”
Guardian Bear J
I wish my work computer weren't ass, I'd LOVE to be following the twitter right now. Instead I have to live vicariously through you all.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i need to do tags but i cannot look away from this trainwreck
duck bastard
grips j's hand in sympathy
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ty brought a spork to a knife fight. he wasn't ready for this
00000000
Lemoine's ripping into Vic's history; Ty just mumbled an objection.
duck bastard
also i'm going through the catspiracy tweet and
❤️Lover of Spreadsheets📊 on Twitter
duck bastard
i'm screaming
BattroidBattery
spork to a knife fight lol
SET SEAL
I'm seeing something about vic getting subpoena'd?
Guardian Bear J
I can't believe we're watching a guy get murdered in front of the judge. And by the judge.
ALEX NO
i legit just. fucking snorted my coffee
Ziri✖O
If the judge is the one doing the slaying, what do we call that
Nox
JUSTICE
00000000
Defense subpoena'd Vic last night; Ty immediately followed it with a Motion to Quash.
Guardian Bear J
... Justice? :-D
tube_slinger
Vic got subpoena'd yesterday, but it might have come too late? He's at a fil festival or something
tube_slinger
*film
Guardian Bear J
Doesn't matter.
Guardian Bear J
Court don't give a fuck.
miles you ass
Where's a good livetweet of this im dying
Nox
I mean, if Ty were competent it would be dismissed easily
𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑒 𝒴𝒶𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒
this person needs to put up a kofi so we can buy them so many
Nox
Since it was late as hell notice
miles you ass
thanks guys!
Guardian Bear J
(And any qualified lawyer would tell their client not to make plans the week of the hearing.)
SET SEAL
Was ist
Nox
(We knew from the start that Vic didn't have any qualified lawyers)
Guardian Bear J
Depends on what the subpoena was for. This hearing? Yeah, late. General subpoena?
00000000
next arg: CDA defeats retweet claims. Judge seems to be accepting this re public figures. Ty: this defense was raised tooo late. Judge: did you address it in your response? We’re arguing about the law right now.
Guardian Bear J
My boss LOVES squeaking in subpoenas 30 minutes before it's too late.
ALEX NO
"we're arguing about the law right now."
ALEX NO
holy shit.
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
the law, something ty clearly has zero knowledge of
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oh my god please tell me this ends in vic getting arrested over a subpoena
Guardian Bear J
Oh my GOD that's wonderful.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
is that a thing that happens
Rama
I think that the subpoena for this hearing got one-upped by Ty making a motion to quash and a Texas rule saying it couldn't be enforced without a court order
Guardian Bear J
Tell me Ty's passed out, twitching and frothing from the mouth.
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