Every time a video begins to autoplay of some influencer tapping her long acrylic manicure against the packaging of a product before opening it, I want it to be possible to chew someone's hands off over the internet.

you know you can at least mute autoplay, right?

you can't turn it OFF anymore, but you can default it to being muted so you can scoll pass in silence at least

train bitch (+) : It's too late. The tippy-tappy noise has seared itself into my long-term memory. Pavlovian response to acrylic nails has been set. I'm going to fly to LA and become a serial nail remover and no court in the land will convict me for it.

/wheeze

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I'm glad you have a 5-year plan set now

it's funny, for the longest time I didn't know fake nails, extensions and fake eyelashes were a thing

and I was like WHAT AM I DOING WRONG