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Ambien Biz did a self portrait. I think I tried to write Trans Rights on it.

Cashier got shirty with me for replacing the bottled water she grabbed by the cap after coughing into her hand.

[International politics/Israel-Palestine conflict/antisemitism.]

Bought myself a present since I've been keeping to my writing goals.

"Vivian is so, so sweet," said the tech. "Such a proper lady." Brought Vivian home, gave her just a teensy teaspoon of wet food to see if she was feeling confident with eating and took Ferris out for a run around the field. Came back inside to find Vivian, still groggy, has scaled the pantry shelves to reach the opened can.

Vivian was fine for surgery. TWO teeth removed. Garbage animal!! Garbage bad genetics!!

hating on polyamorous people is hilarious (ly dumb) because the obvious solution is don't date them. cannot overstate how easy it is not to date people. [THIS POST IS APPROVED BY THE ACEAROS.]

"hey biz can we have a boruto update" Sasuke is a tree "thanks biz"

Vivian is getting a tooth pulled tomorrow and she is DEEPLY CONFUSED AND UPSET that there is ZERO KIBBLE in her DINNER BOWL.

Trying to tie together the disparate threads of three separate plots. Three different antagonists have three different motives, with the first group being snookered by the second and the second playing into the hands of the third. Have written myself into a corner and I'm mad about it.

how is plurk the social media of mine that strangers want to read and follow. like. I have had people who have known me over a decade block me over a plurk with a bad take. how is this biz bullshit the catnip to the youth.

Surprise twelve hour shift. They needed someone to substitute for teen night, which is pretty chill, so I agreed. Glad for the three day weekend.

At the library with clients and coworkers. Male coworker comes out of the all-gender restroom and approaches me. "I'm going to ask a really, really stupid question."

Probably no one except me cares rofl but there's a new Tamagotchi product generation coming out soon.

Made a NPC that's female Elon Musk but for the dot com bubble era. She's not rephrensible enough. How can I make her worse?

Found a mouse in the house. Gently left outside the box fan it had claimed as a shield against Vivian. Vivian is furious.

It started snowing in the mountains, so I had to come home a day early.

Can't sleep. Surrounded by angry owls hooting in the trees. Why are you so angry, owls?

Disappearing into the woods for a few days to camp and enjoy my beloved emotional support hammock.

nvm im not linking the test because it gave me maurice from beauty and the beast

I visited Walmart, Target, Trader Joe's, and a local grocery store today and somehow every time I fucking forgot to grab tinfoil!!

There are people in my life and people in my tumblr feed that would really, really benefit from learning the difference between "disliking a person because our moral principles don't overlap" versus "this bitch eats crackers with their mouth open and that makes them a bad person."

Show me a character and give three-ish words to describe their vibe and I'll assign them a tamagotchi character.

Last night, I had a 12oz can of (vegan) baked beans because it's been in my pantry for like a year. Today, I'm wrestling with a difficult question: will I ever stop pooping? Only time will tell.

I did the chore that hasn't been done since last spring. Everyone, please clap, kiss me on the forehead, and/or hand me a new squishmallow pillow.

I wanna talk about the visual novel(s!) I've been writing with, like, anyone, but I'm worried what I think is cool is actually soooo cringe. Sharing my best efforts at storytelling only for friends to respond with little to zero enthusiasm? What if this display of vulnerability actually irreparably damages others' perceptions of me? HORRIFYING.

Had one of those eureka!! moments while writing this weekend and I'm still buzzed from the high of patching the plot hole.

Rice cookers are the MVP of the kitchen.

Took ma shopping for antiques. Beloved local landmark had some yelp reviews posted on the walls.

Funky week. Having a beer and a weed at 1AM and there's a pizza in the oven. Belting out Sweet Caroline (BA BA BAAAA) with Vivian tucked under one arm.