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Made myself a strong moscow mule. Ginger beer so spicy, top shelf vodka, fresh lime juice. Took a hearty sip milliseconds before something on youtube made me laugh and I shot everything out my nose. The pain.

BIGGEST VIDEO GAME PET PEEVE!! When someone makes a retro-style game but the resolution isn't accurate to the era being emulated. Your gameboy "demake" shouldn't be 1229155 x 2772625 pixels, Dave!

Just pulled a heart, like the literal organ, out of Ferris's mouth. I need to go back outside into the blizzard after scrubbing my hands raw and figure out what the fuck. [this plurk will presumably include a picture of something dead.]

I'm just along for the ride, wherever it goes, but I have exactly two wants for season three.

Fake service dogs.

MORTIFYING. Driving ma and Ferris home from dad's and we swing into Cumby's for me to grab a drink. Made my way back into the parking lot and opened the backdoor of not my car and told not Ferris to "move over, shithead."

When you leave a nice note on a fanfic and they upload extra bits of it just for you!!

rofl all the tanks quit from the Labyrinth of the Ancients raid and literally everyone but the healers were all ranged DPS.

last screenshot, last downloaded image, last photo taken. haven't checked yet, please be normal. oh. political assassination warning.

/opens tumblr at work. again. it loads hazbin hotel porn. again. I close tumblr at work. AGAIN.

Went out to party with coworkers. I am sitting in my car until I feel very safe to drive.

Working on updating the ol' edgelord teen oc. New name, modified history. Wish I had the skills to draw what I'm envisioning, but AI is for cowards.

/opens tumblr at work. giant jpg of hazbin porn loads.

That was such a fun season!

Turns out being off mood stabilizers for a week will destabilize your mood. Feels unfair.

Bathroom flooded sometime last night. Wasn't my fault, but I didn't tell my landlady until 11AM because work was chaos. She's mad and I've probably done a lot of damage not taking care of it immediately.

me 🤝 fandom, putting that asexual into situations

Il Mheg is going well.

[wild animal gore] Landlord got his deer, yay! But.

[uspol] I hope it's true. Monica Lewinksy deserves to be the second-most famous Clinton blowjob.

I need username suggestions for Niffty. Will I do anything with them? /shrug!

/kicks feet.

Don't like that when I'm having a bad day, all my buddies irl and on plurk ALSO have bad days. I take full responsibility and think we all deserve ice cream. edit HOW MANY OF YOU SUFFERED TODAY, godDAMN.

MONDAY gonna MONDAY. Nothing terrible but all those tiny, itty bitty frustrations are gnawing away at my patience. Poor sleep last night, rental car smells like grandmothers and cigarettes, and I want to be hyperfixating on [redacted weeb shit].

[Hazbin Hotel s2e3-4] finished.

Can't watch Hazbin until I get home.

[uspol] ... did we have a good day?

[uspol] Dick Cheney died! Happy November 4th!! 🦀

Migraine formed on the way into work this morning. Mine give me ice pick-precision pain and extreme sensitivity to light, so after already getting into work, I had to leave immediately and inconvenience all my coworkers and disappoint my clients. Feel like shit about it.

Ferris decided to investigate a porcupine.