Made myself a strong moscow mule. Ginger beer so spicy, top shelf vodka, fresh lime juice. Took a hearty sip milliseconds before something on youtube made me laugh and I shot everything out my nose. The pain.

My sinuses are. Hm. "Scoured" comes to mind.

You are cleansed now

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