hit me
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[meme] 
hit me
hit me
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you are a cimorene coded person
you are a cimorene coded person
Ex-ocolonist
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: Oooh I know. Nothing. abotu this.
Ex-ocolonist
But I am Intrigued
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Cimorene is the main character of the first three enchanted forest chronicles books and she is a princess who runs away from her kingdom and gets captured by dragons because she wants to be
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and the entire first book is her being increasingly annoyed that knights keep trying to rescue her because she is trying to learn magic and hang out with her new dragon bestie
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she also figures out the one way to (temporarily) kill wizards and it is hitting them with a bucket of soapy water with just a little bit of lemon
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enchanted forest chronicles is genuinely a fucking great series just on its own merits but cimorene is very you in the 'i am a woman who will absolutely destroy you' sort of way
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second book she gets a boyfriend and spends basically the whole book being cooler than him
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seconding everything Ink just said
Ex-ocolonist
oh my god
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third book she spends pregnant and is still the most competent one in the adventuring party
Ex-ocolonist
I love that but also how you absolutely have invested in this series ink
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okay but listen this series unironically fucking rules
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it's one of those ones that plays around with fairytale tropes in a really fun, clever way
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like just the way they handle dragons and dragons capturing princesses is so good, it's like. considered a Done Thing for dragons to have a princess and that is how most princesses get married. it's like. traditional.
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so all the other princesses do not fucking get why cimorene is like no i want to stay
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i like making dragon sized meals and organizing the dragon library and learning magic and also my dragon is really cool and nice actually
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dragons are also very gender in that they do not have a gender for most of their adolescence until they pick one as an adult
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oh 
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and also their political roles are not gendered in that 'king' is literally just the job title and any gender dragon can be king
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cimorene suggests to her dragon (female) that she could be queen and Kazul is just like absolutely fucking not queen is the most boring job
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anyway please read enchanted forest chronicles.
Where Is Harkan
+1 Enchanted Forest is great
Where Is Harkan
I remember loving it as a kid
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tiny ink who still thought he was cis, reading about dragon gender: i sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Ex-ocolonist
I'll have to find it... somewhere
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if you have a library card i almost guarantee it is either at the library or available through something like libby
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i love... dragon Gender
Ex-ocolonist
dragons should have weird concepts of gender
es un elote
baby lesbian with superpowers who gets to reject her destiny and live life on her own terms and get a goth gf
baby lesbian with superpowers who gets to reject her destiny and live life on her own terms and get a goth gf
Ex-ocolonist
es un elote
: oh Good For Her
Ex-ocolonist
this..... can't be final fantasy, can it
es un elote
She is Final Fantasy XIV
Ex-ocolonist
ohhh
Lightning Bolt
enchanted forest chronicles is so good