

Beans
[meme]
hit me


fish deranged
you are a cimorene coded person


Beans
fish deranged
: Oooh I know. Nothing. abotu this.

Beans
But I am Intrigued

fish deranged
Cimorene is the main character of the first three enchanted forest chronicles books and she is a princess who runs away from her kingdom and gets captured by dragons because she wants to be

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and the entire first book is her being increasingly annoyed that knights keep trying to rescue her because she is trying to learn magic and hang out with her new dragon bestie

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she also figures out the one way to (temporarily) kill wizards and it is hitting them with a bucket of soapy water with just a little bit of lemon

fish deranged
enchanted forest chronicles is genuinely a fucking great series just on its own merits but cimorene is very you in the 'i am a woman who will absolutely destroy you' sort of way

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second book she gets a boyfriend and spends basically the whole book being cooler than him

BIG DAD ENERGY
seconding everything Ink just said

Beans
oh my god

fish deranged
third book she spends pregnant and is still the most competent one in the adventuring party

Beans
I love that but also how you absolutely have invested in this series ink

fish deranged
okay but listen this series unironically fucking rules

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it's one of those ones that plays around with fairytale tropes in a really fun, clever way

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like just the way they handle dragons and dragons capturing princesses is so good, it's like. considered a Done Thing for dragons to have a princess and that is how most princesses get married. it's like. traditional.

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so all the other princesses do not fucking get why cimorene is like no i want to stay

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i like making dragon sized meals and organizing the dragon library and learning magic and also my dragon is really cool and nice actually

fish deranged
dragons are also very gender in that they do not have a gender for most of their adolescence until they pick one as an adult

Beans
oh


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and also their political roles are not gendered in that 'king' is literally just the job title and any gender dragon can be king

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cimorene suggests to her dragon (female) that she could be queen and Kazul is just like absolutely fucking not queen is the most boring job

fish deranged
anyway please read enchanted forest chronicles.

Villain
+1 Enchanted Forest is great

Villain
I remember loving it as a kid

fish deranged
tiny ink who still thought he was cis, reading about dragon gender: i sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Beans
I'll have to find it... somewhere

fish deranged
if you have a library card i almost guarantee it is either at the library or available through something like libby

BIG DAD ENERGY
i love... dragon Gender

Beans
dragons should have weird concepts of gender

RETRIBUTION
baby lesbian with superpowers who gets to reject her destiny and live life on her own terms and get a goth gf


Beans
RETRIBUTION
: oh Good For Her

Beans
this..... can't be final fantasy, can it

RETRIBUTION
She is Final Fantasy XIV

Beans
ohhh

Wild Child
enchanted forest chronicles is so good