Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/6tpCU5bEdiiiUvFsbG1de1.png
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/24q5CrnZGXsXAPA2j0E9iu.png https://images.plurk.com/5MhPl4jtpjukcLfA9S3ebJ.png https://images.plurk.com/xraWq8ZCzUi7IcCy3vgLl.png
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/2Bz9Br9p5ElMd9TsYEo6gd.png https://images.plurk.com/3NmOgi9QZK9VMWqPsasz7C.png https://images.plurk.com/5lYqjDcczxgpf4sT18OMFq.png
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/46xPkDlYGYprIFTbdXuTVm.png https://images.plurk.com/OVjY2m9KgZdVQtn9isHhm.png https://images.plurk.com/4bZEQH2N9jmYLnaxS5aYJs.png
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/YnpZkWBpZobbctTMjLWcK.png https://images.plurk.com/2RfOHfWI2qzMEgUXrzHGcd.png https://images.plurk.com/3lGJnlYVvm63jKCMQMITVA.png
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
these HAVE to be photoshop or parodies, right
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/5H1D2iiCyFsSKduWAvtS8Z.png https://images.plurk.com/yHpONAT12uqmCfuhGl7pd.png https://images.plurk.com/4afNwHVStq3l2SYA2KxOuY.png
Gabiluzbad
https://images.plurk.com/2PjvdOeLf2i5AuJDpUVYIA.png https://images.plurk.com/4fptaKoHCLiVubDQfGZTqY.png https://images.plurk.com/4mZ4m5SD03JBNRv7DSH2D8.png
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i mean i know the answer is "quora did something to reward engagement so now this shit happens" but
Gabiluzbad
I don't know
Gabiluzbad
What I do know is
Infychu
I would ask the baby how the fuck it has any concept of religion when it doesn't even understand object permanence yet
Gabiluzbad
This christian baby must be stopped
ArtIsArt
Christian babies are menaces, TLDR.
Infychu
And while waiting for an answer the baby probably dies every time because I didn't make a choice fast enough
⏏️ndrusi
atheists, if you leave town traveling east at 40mph and an hour later a christian baby leaves a different city traveling northwest at 50mph,
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
⏏️ndrusi : the christian baby's train will hit five people, certainly killing them, but you can change the tracks into a wall so only the baby dies
Doctor Ansem
Unfortunately, in your way is Sisyphus rolling a boulder
Doctor Ansem
The only way to stop the Christian baby is to check into a christian hotel with infinite rooms for Sisyphus and his boulder, but all of them are occupied
TWO OF THEM
all of these are delightfully unhinged but
TWO OF THEM
the one that really got me
TWO OF THEM
that REALLY, REALLY got me
TWO OF THEM
was "imagine a baby. still atheist?"
TWO OF THEM
bro i don't have to imagine babies i see them all the time.
Gabiluzbad
Babies are real, it turns out
TWO OF THEM
i do not know the religious identity of my friends with two babies but it may in fact be the case that i am ACQUAINTED with two christian babies
Gabiluzbad
Have they ever tried to put you in a death trap to get you to accept your lord and savior Jesus Christ?
TWO OF THEM
you know, they haven't
TWO OF THEM
so maybe they aren't christian babies after all
Gabiluzbad
Yeah if they were christian babies they would have tried SOMETHING by now
ArtIsArt
Jigsaw was just a Christian baby.
Infychu
At last the truth comes out, his backstory is EXPOSED
⏏️ndrusi
how many christian babies does it take to change an atheist lightbulb
RobotApocalypse
these christian babies need to be stopped. they're a menace
RobotApocalypse
also shaking my head at how many of these refer to atheism as a belief that one can lose faith in
RobotApocalypse
christians just cannot wrap their head around the idea of a lack of faith
Infychu
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD5/bPH/OASqnDC1mIFLqU3Rilmy1O50Sqg_lg.jpg
Gabiluzbad
Sorry Lord Vader I'm agnostic
dragon time
My favorite is the hands me a gun but I'm at knifepoint
E.S. Levi
Right? If someone hands me a gun and threatens me with a knife to shoot someone, I shoot the person with the knife.
Lightning Bolt
"suddenly it cuts to slow motion"
Echo
It just keeps going, holy shit.
Echo
There's so many of them!
La Comtesse
“I have free will. Be polite and try not to splatter someone when you hit.” yank ripcord
Rabbit Crimes
the slow motion bullet one is magical because it ignores the fact that going into bullet time also provides time to save the baby by pulling it out of the line of fire
Rabbit Crimes
it's a baby, it's not going to require much effort to move
Rabbit Crimes
defining morality and faith on one's willingness to die for one's beliefs is a hell of a drug
Gabiluzbad
Christians imagine you’re flying a plane and an atheist baby is your copilot and the baby says he’ll crash the plane unless you renounce Jesus as your lord and savior. Do you give up your faith or do you let the baby kill everyone on the plane
Rabbit Crimes
https://images.plurk.com/3PEbKJ5NW3CACeEFHJYsVk.png
I don't have anything to add I just had this take me out and needed to give everyone else a chance
載入新的回覆