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Missing the old Young Justice comics. Here's some whacky head canons about shenanigans in the modern gen-z era.

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Robin pays for the shared Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ accounts. Superboy has a free lifetime membership for LexCorp Prime and has zero idea how or why it happened.

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After Batman (and Robin) were outed as very real and non-urban legends, Robin reluctantly agreed that Impulse could make and run the official YJ TikTok account. The account is entirely just the teams' reviews for the experimental sandwiches Impulse makes in the "Young Justice Test Kitchen."

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(The account is abandoned after everyone, barring Secret, comes down with food poisoning from "chicken sashimi on rye with pickled egg salad.")

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Everyone argues over who has rights to the Super Cycle's aux cord until Wondergirl draws up an official rotation and enforces it with an iron fist. She will not be the only one to suffer through Arrowette's Taylor Swift phase.

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The official team chat is mostly Robin linking increasingly hyperspecific subreddits and Impulse posting memes at the rate of thirteen per minute. Occasionally someone will post an injury received in the line of duty and normal conversation cannot resume until everyone has paid respects with a F in the chat.

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Instead of a baseball game, the team has to win a round of PUBG against some evil aliens. Slobo wins by hiding his avatar in some pixelated bushes and wandering away from his laptop to take a piss.

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One time the entire team got sent to a weird pocket dimension because Superboy started singing BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM at Klarion The Witch Boy, who did not get the reference but did notice when Wondergirl gasped and went YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S UNCANNY.

HEY LADY
Correct and good

Nin is Tired
I was going to tweet about how I would never forgive them for what happened to Slobo

Nin is Tired
I want this, dammit

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top contender for best panel of 1998
