potato boyo
We are counting down to my final Plurk.
Gogo ♔
Don’t leave us!
potato boyo
I just don't know what number we're counting from.
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Allegory
it had better be a very large number, potato!
potato boyo
It very well might be!
potato boyo
who can say
Polyester P
Immortal Socks
Aren't we all?
Let me hug you
Our life is a travel towards the final plurks
potato boyo
we all are.
potato boyo
finite and precious resources.
Immortal Socks
They will pry my Plurk from my cold, dead, OMG! WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HANDS?!!!
Natalie 🌈
Life without Spudfriend isn't life...
𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆
Wild stab: 4 million
𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆
Lets start the count down
Sometimes Bacon
its too early to read something this deep
Natalya
Nope.. you’re not allowed a final Plurk
isle
We can start the countdown at t-minus 999,999,999,998 plurks left
potato boyo
challenge accepted!
Lucy Stephanie
Whyyyy??? Nooo... 
𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆
Gonna have to get cracking. You've only done 9k since 2008
𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆
Did some quick math, it's set to take 150 years lmao
potato boyo
I've always been proud of my plurk:response ratio
Vic Lenoirre
Final plurk....wut?
𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆
You should be, it's impeccable 
Te-ge
Wow, I thought i had a good Plurk:response ratio. Yours blows mine out of the water!
Hello♥Sweetie
large numbers, please
heylisa
of the day.... right?
Ddaisy
potato boyo
I am not alone in this. we will all have a last plurk ever.
Hello♥Sweetie
potato boyo
: yes, when considering new plurk friends, the plurk:response rate should always be considered
potato boyo
Someone should whip us up some css for our profiles that maths out the ratio 😎
Wen
Plurk every plurk like it's your last
potato boyo
^ This one gets it.
OhCecilia
5 billion, right?
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OhCecilia
: you just lowballed the last bid by a couple hundred billion. 😃
OhCecilia
I'm being realistic!
potato boyo
I see I see.
potato boyo
sjonsvenson
except you will have the last plurk here
@boyo - the longest plurk trail ever. Lets begin! (D...
potato boyo
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