potato boyo
the longest plurk trail ever. Lets begin! (DARKEST PLURK! DARKEST PLURK!) pls converse with us PLEASE DO NOT SPAM
potato boyo
Look ma, no topic!
davidd
LOL @ brazilofmux
potato boyo
That's what the internet is made of, mostly. Isn't it?
davidd
Ooh! Ooh! Google "Hitler's favorite beer" (in quotation marks). It's the only thing I'm NUMBER ONE in in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!
potato boyo
we could sing!
davidd
(Uhm... should I be proud of that?)
potato boyo
sings, "This is the plurk that never ends! It goes on and on my friends! some people started plurking not knowing what it was!..."
potato boyo
how many hits do you have on google if you do "firstname lastname" in quotes?
potato boyo
I've got 8. I think I can get it down to five.
davidd
30,500
potato boyo
wow dude. You're famous!
potato boyo
Can I have your autograph?
davidd
Alas, no. A 1960s anti-war activist and I share the same name.
potato boyo
I go by my middle name. My first name is the same as father, and there's a guy at nasa who has the same name as us.
davidd
Your name is Werner von Braun?
davidd
Your lunch topic is still longer than your "longest Plurk trail ever," by the way. And it'll be hard to top Zannah's Pink Shoes.
potato boyo
omg pink is the new pink!!
potato boyo
Also, I keep plurking about lunch because a) I 'm hungry and b) I think this plurk needs healthy competition.
potato boyo
Or my name isn't Bob von Braun.
that grrl soup
it's a plurrrrrrrrk chaaarlie!
potato boyo
shunnnnnnnnnn
that grrl soup
it's a magical adventure! filled with fun, and joy, and joyness!
potato boyo
Candy Mountain has gone to Sally's brain.
potato boyo
everything is going to be okay.
that grrl soup
have you seen candy mountain 2?
potato boyo
...no
that grrl soup
search for candy mountain 2 on youtube. omg
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BANANA KING
potato boyo
god for mercy
potato boyo
okay give me link.
potato boyo
no link? Fine, give me some other internet meme. I hunger for meme. I'm SINISTAR!
Gunther
Crazy internet memes.
Gunther
Candy mountain and candy mountain 2 are kind of creepy.
that grrl soup
shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
potato boyo
I wonder if thc still has zork
Gunther
shunnnnn
potato boyo
check check it: thcnet.net/plurk
Gunther
Doesn't seem to work too well for me. 
potato boyo
you used a "doesn't work" form.
potato boyo
shunnnnnnnnnnn
that grrl soup
what is the record, btw?
Gunther
i feel awful, i am not zork skilled anymore.
potato boyo
I don't know. I haven't seen anything else that is over 30. And this is fifty!
potato boyo
I want to stress test their tables 
Gunther
I think I saw pretty large comment stuff on Leo Laporte's plurk.
mizkat
Who is Leo Laporte?
Gunther
Did a bunch of shows that were on ZDTV, then TechTV. Like Call for Help, The Screen Savers.
Gunther
I don't know if he was still working there when it became G4TV.
potato boyo
He is yet another borgeiose to be crushed under our collective proletariat boot.
Gunther
YES!
that grrl soup
yea who is that?'
potato boyo
I don't know. I just say things.
potato boyo
This plurkthread is about to lose its dominance. I am disappointed in all of you for letting it, and me, down.
ArchieLeach
some of leo's are well into the hundreds...261 is the longest I see right now
remarkablogger
Well I guess we'll have to do something about that.
remarkablogger
or not.
remarkablogger
nah, I say go for it.
remarkablogger
go for the record.
remarkablogger
you might as well.
potato boyo
I will destroy anyone and anything that stands in the way of my ultimate victory. Little people, steer clear.
Narilka
potato boyo
I won't destroy you, nari!
ArchieLeach
GO GET EM ME BOYO!!!
potato boyo
Narilka
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
potato boyo
psst. c'mere.
remarkablogger
just running the gamut here, people.
potato boyo
have a piece of candy.
remarkablogger
potato boyo
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
um... exactly what are those emoticons doing?
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
remarkablogger
me a couple days ago, much better now.
me a couple days ago, much better now.
mizkat
potato boyo
Okay, time to play a game.
Gunther
heh. Sounds like excellent tactics. Need more comments!
potato boyo
Somebody pick an odd obscure metric, to compare about us, and then we each give our answers.
Gunther
it's time for more tv.
potato boyo
nothing obvious like height or weight, and nothing to personal or um.. *personal*. obscure for sure.
Gunther
Length of big toe.
Gunther
1.2" here!
remarkablogger
do you think plurk is more fun than twitter?
remarkablogger
what's the one thing you can't stand on pizza?
ArchieLeach
green fucking peppers
ArchieLeach
eccchhhhh
potato boyo
crap I don't have a ruler for my toe.
potato boyo
let me go find a tape measure.
potato boyo
and please. take the time, make the effort. get a visual from that.
Gunther
Pineapple!
Gunther
It doesn't freaking belong on pizza.
potato boyo
I love hawiian pizza
potato boyo
're fighting!
potato boyo
I fight you!
Gunther
Hehe. I dunno, it just seems wrong to me.
Gunther
But that might be because I don't like pineapple unless it's fresh.
Gunther
Samurai Jack is a good cartoon.
ArchieLeach
Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
befjam
And why are you in need of a ruler? I could look back on this, but that would allow for less posts.
remarkablogger
there is nothing i don't like on pizza -- maybe just not all at once.
Gunther
Rulers are for measuring.
potato boyo
toe measurement. big toe.
potato boyo
nobody specified which toe. I don't know if mine are equal in length.
befjam
Toe measurement, huh?
potato boyo
like, left or right. I know which one is the big one, thankyouverymuch.
Gunther
I didn't even think of that.
remarkablogger
no wait, there is something I don't like on pizza.
remarkablogger
You know what it is?
befjam
Big toe on left or right foot?
remarkablogger
cheap-ass cheese.
remarkablogger
great cheese makes the diff.
Gunther
I have to admit something. I never measured my big toe. It was all lies.
befjam
To lie about big toe measurement is a sin.
ArchieLeach
you mean...it's all...a fraud?
potato boyo
sins require punishment.
Gunther
What about guestimating?
befjam
Sins do.
ArchieLeach
off with is toe!
befjam
Off!
befjam
I won't lie, though. This has now got me wanting to measure my big toes.
potato boyo
how does one decide the stopping point of a toe measurement?
potato boyo
Dude. I have the tape measure. I'm doin' this!!
befjam
Tip of the nail.
remarkablogger
what happens if one toe is an inch longer than the other?
befjam
That's it, I'm looking for a ruler
ArchieLeach
i say go from the inside
befjam
Then you've got better grasping ability on the long toe foot
potato boyo
going from the inside
potato boyo
LEFT TOE: 2 inches even.
potato boyo
RIGHT TOE: 1.95 inches.
potato boyo
my toes are MIGHTY.
Gunther
Mighty toes!
befjam
I have consistant toes. Both roughly 1.75 inches.
potato boyo
That reminds me of Captain Sarcastic's Mighty O's.
ArchieLeach
lookin at an even 2" as well
potato boyo
wait. wait one cotton pickin minute.
Gunther
oh bah. now i have to grab teh measuring tapes.
befjam
Looks like even toes are more in style than uneven toes.
potato boyo
Are you belittling my toes? you really think you are *so much* better than me because your toes are consistant*?
potato boyo
That's it.
potato boyo
We're fighting!
Gunther
About 2.2" or 2.3".
befjam
Hey there!
remarkablogger
how about some toe wrestling?
befjam
No one fights on Plurk.com
befjam
Are you trying to make this the next MySpace
Gunther
I think one of them was shorter than the other.
potato boyo
I'm sorry.
mizkat
...
potato boyo
We are friends again, befjam.
remarkablogger
I have a name for the headless hambone creature.
potato boyo
remarkablogger
Plurklephant
potato boyo
That is better than my name, I suppose.
potato boyo
I called him "Lunch".
Gunther
I don't call them anything.
Gunther
it? I don't call it anything.
potato boyo
His head was delicious.
potato boyo
And for dessert?
potato boyo
Chilled... monkey brains.
Gunther
Now that sounds delicious.
kuh-kuh-kendra
not read the rest of this thread, but is willing to jump on the bandwagon. LET'S GO!
befjam
Kendrooger, you'll need to measure your big toes first
Gunther
both of them.
remarkablogger
are you people still here? good.
PlurkSensei
Roflmao.
PlurkSensei
Repeat message.
PlurkSensei
Repeat message.
potato boyo
I apologise. I was in the shower.
potato boyo
I do not plurk in the shower.
potato boyo
I'm not that guy!
PlurkSensei
Repeat message.
PlurkSensei
Repeat message.
PlurkSensei
I do not plurk in the shower!
PlurkSensei
I do not plurk in the shower!
befjam
There is nothing wrong with plurking in the shower.
befjam
It's along the same lines as plurking in the rain, and that is eco friendly
yadam
to be part of history
PlurkSensei
Is it? Is it really?
kuh-kuh-kendra
History, or the ecological legitimacy of plurkin' in the rain?
potato boyo
Historically it is egostically friendly to plurk in a thundershower.
PlurkSensei
Hmm.
that grrl soup
I hope you don't resent me in that I read like none of those.
befjam
Thunderstorms are a go.
befjam
But in the words of the great Saint Elmer Fudd, be "Vewy, vewy careful pluwking in the lightening."
kewllewk
+1
potato boyo
I am a millionaire.
potato boyo
I own a mansion and a yacht.
that grrl soup
No thunder here tonight, thank goodness. We got enough the other day.
kewllewk
Question is a millionaire of what? Hair, pennies, toe nail clippings, ...
potato boyo
fishies.
potato boyo
(I go for the low hanging fruit)
kewllewk
Hadn't thought about fishies. Must be a hell of an acquarium.
PlurkSensei
Fishes.
potato boyo
quotes: "Fish or fishes, either is the correct plural of the singular fish."
potato boyo
(I kind of love Shego)
Gunther
Shower time is a very dangerous time.
potato boyo
i know. I am just getting caught up
potato boyo
and my plurkspace is vast compared to yours.
kewllewk
Kewl gramatical correction on Plurk.
PlurkSensei
's back is randomly vibrating. Awkward.
Gunther
Oh no I am leaving now. My addiction will suffer while gone!
PlurkSensei
the world is secretly *not going green*.
kewllewk
It is all marketing.
kuh-kuh-kendra
hopes it's okay that she's stopped reading this thread. also, wonders whether it's appropriate to refer to herself in the third person.
kuh-kuh-kendra
time to start reading again.
PlurkSensei
こんにちは。
kewllewk
That is scary, I can't read that.
that grrl soup
223 - fee. We xan do better!
befjam
This karma sensation is starting to take over my thought process.
kewllewk
two two six
PlurkSensei
そうじゃない、も。ウィンドウスだ！
kewllewk
two two seven
kewllewk
two two eight
kewllewk
two two nine
kewllewk
two three zero
kewllewk
kuh-kuh-kendra
two three four!
PlurkSensei
nine oh five?
kewllewk
The AC in the office isn't working so well.
PlurkSensei
Oh, my. O:
befjam
I'm willing to argue that Fruity Pebbles may just be the best cereal ever.
PlurkSensei
I doubt it.
PlurkSensei
I kind of like Corn Puffs. It's simple. Gets kind of bland after a while, though.
PlurkSensei
*Best with lots of sugar and syrup.
Bunnypants
Wow this trail is the longness.
kuh-kuh-kendra
...syrup?
befjam
If you can openly say it gets bland, how can it be the best cereal ever?
PlurkSensei
BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME, IT'S FANTABULOUS. *sobs*
befjam
I fully apologize for provoking such an emotionally driven topic of cereal
that grrl soup
That hurts my brain!
befjam
What hurts your brain?
PlurkSensei
sniffs, and thanks befjam. Yay, third person!
befjam
Any time.