Luke Skywanker
I can't get out of bed because I told myself I was going to chill today and start with a movie or something but I can't think of a movie so I am paralyzed by my own inability to chill
https://images.plurk.com/wEgKI12VSOcAAXFCvEhlW.jpg
PlurkDevi
You suffer from chill dysfunction anxiety.
PlurkDevi
Relaxopharma may be right for you.
Luke Skywanker
I do!
Luke Skywanker
hahaha
PlurkDevi
You need a movie-selection flowchart.
Luke Skywanker
indeed
PlurkDevi
The first two boxes are unable to chill and cannot chill
PlurkDevi
Watch Queen on Netflix. The movie will chill you out, but the subtitles will make you work.
Luke Skywanker
oh my that seems like a commitment!
PlurkDevi
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Luke Skywanker
what it's long

I have no plans for today Polly you can't expect me to watch a 2 1/2 hour movie
PlurkDevi
lol Even better
Luke Skywanker
No but I appreciate it maybe I'll give it a go.

I have issues.
PlurkDevi
What you need is a transformative experience.
PlurkDevi
One that will leave you with different issues.
Luke Skywanker
Than being unable to allow myself rest time? seems unlikely
PlurkDevi
You could have that issue where you can't leave the house because you can't settle on which shoes to wear
Luke Skywanker
Seems like a bad deal for me
PlurkDevi
Or you could have that issue that's dated June 24th, 1977 with Peter Frampton on the cover.
Luke Skywanker
ok I laughed
Luke Skywanker
but ew
Luke Skywanker
PlurkDevi : Ok Queen is on the list but I was reminded that I told Joy I would watch all of "The Untamed" which we tried to watch together but we simply do not have the time to get to 52 episodes in a timely fashion. So. There's my subtitle quota for the foreseeable future.
PlurkDevi
https://images.plurk.com/6lCH9lScp7VbrA9hKkjMiG.gif
PlurkDevi
Subtitle: <sob>
Luke Skywanker
/aggressive patting
PlurkDevi
Well, I hope you achieved chill. That's what's important.
Luke Skywanker
I mean. I tried.
PlurkDevi
When I get to Seattle I will chill you out so hard. It'll be a high-speed rollercoaster of chill.
PlurkDevi
You'll be, like, "That's as much chill as I can handle!"
PlurkDevi
"PLEASE STOP CHILLING ME OUT!"
Luke Skywanker
I look forward to this in a somewhat clinical way
Luke Skywanker
I didn't get dressed today!
PlurkDevi
I'd say that's pretty high on Kraslow's Hierarchy of Chill.
PlurkDevi
The apex of chill may, in fact, have been within reach.
Luke Skywanker
it's just that I also wanted to get further in my background research, start an Etsy commission...
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