like I know it's inadvisable to have a shoebill as a pet but have you considered: Biz can do whatever grants serotonin

hands over a note to my doctor to the zoo: see, I have ADHD

I’m counting on you to make my dream a reality

my favorite series of images

that duck saw its entire life flashing before its eyes

shoebills and pelicans think they can eat anything

have you seen video of pelicans attempting to eat capybaras?

Omfg

The confidence of capybaras. They know it'll amount to nothing.