Ned Fulmer cheating scandal, if you have been having a lot of feelings about this already this plurk may only serve to make you angrier and more upset in multiple directions

so essentially my brain and the yt algorithm have teamed up to decide this is a topic for me to casually consume while my brain turns to mush. this is awkward as it has resulted in me consuming a fair amount of information I frankly don't think should actually be available to me on the internet

1. I think the paparazzi should seriously just leave them alone especially Ariel, but if they Absolutely Have to fucking ambush and harass people, which I suppose is in fact the entire function of paparazzi, Could You At Least Do A Better Job Of Blurring Out The License Plate

2. JUST DON'T POST PEOPLE'S LICENSE PLATES ON THE INTERNET IN GENERAL? DON'T SEARCH UP PEOPLE'S LICENSE PLATES ON THE INTERNET IN GENERAL?

3. why would you have car sex in the middle of a residential street in broad daylight

bruh.

ohhhhhh my god

look. yt and my brain have done that too. i do not judge.

also. the FUCKING CAR SEX THING.

oh.

...oh

whhhhhhhhhhhat

the
what.

i googled it on incognito to dodge the algorithm and oh, it was worse than expected

w...

what the fuck

paparazzi (apparently accidentally, it sounds like it was blurred for most of the video but visible for like one frame that people jumped on) accidentally exposed Ned's license plate, people looked it up and found a nextdoor post from May wherein someone posted a picture of the car to complain about people having car sex in the middle of their neighborhood

at 5:45pm

at this point I'm lowkey like. ok, I don't support digging into people's private lives and spreading personal info around, I still believe this even if they themselves are careless with that info

BUT I ALMOST FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS SAYING THAT IN THE CONTEXT OF NED JUST FLINGING HIS OWN AFFAIR OUT INTO THE WILD

COULD YOU TRY JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DISCRETION DUDE

at this point i'm just like, i hope ariel was aware and willing to put up with the act for the sake of both of their careers

bc whew

but that's still.... no discretion from ned

god it really vibes like a man throwing his whole life into the fire, but it's not just his own life which is the thing that makes me the most angry

if you wanted to end your entire fucking career you should have just quit on your own and divorced your wife instead of setting everyone else on fire in the meantime

I HONESTLY CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT HE'S THINKING

right

if he was really flaming out into a self-destructive spiral I feel like he really would just announce his own affair and probably make an ass of himself on socmed

I really gotta wonder if he really just thought he was never going to get caught somehow

he still has the good sense to just release an official statement and stop posting, he seems to be trying to salvage the marriage and his family

at the same time he took pictures with fans and then turned around and made out with Alex at the same event. what even

From May. Boy, it'd sure suck if he tried to pretend this affair had only been going on for a few weeks.

i guess we just have to accept that he doesn't have a fucking brain

man this guy just doesn't give a shit huh