Quinneapolis
Nearly all problems with business software are dependent on the presence of a user
⏏️ndrusi
quinn don't go hal on us
BERSERKER
⏏️ndrusi
: no no, let zer talk I think there's something legit here
Quinneapolis
Therefore all bug reports can be resolved by eliminating the user
⏏️ndrusi
I know it's tempting, but if you start murdering people for making software go wrong by using it, you'll probably get in trouble
Quinneapolis
If there's no Prod, then the software will never be used incorrectly by users
⏏️ndrusi
ooh, that's a good approach
TWO OF THEM
ze's right though
Quinneapolis
eliminate all customer-facing servers
⏏️ndrusi
just stop taking customers at all
⏏️ndrusi
software should be its own reward
Quinneapolis
one can also go at it from the other end
Quinneapolis
even if there are users, they can't misuse your code if you don't write any
Quinneapolis
nocode/README.md at master · kelseyhightower/nocode
Doctor Ansem
Question: did I walk into Tron or Reboot
dragon time
You don't