John Scott-Railton on Twitter

King of Games
Plurk. It's happening again. Our boat-based savior is here:

King of Games
The EVERFORWARD is stuck in Chesapeake Bay.

King of Games
it missed a turn and has run aground.

bleu cheese
crying over this gif
Liz Madsen 🇺🇦 on Twitter

King of Games
that gif is perfect

Lauren
hahaha yes I saw that gif back in the ever given era

Lauren
I'm delighted to meet the ever forward

Grimme
Why did they let his operator have another boat

𝔬𝔥 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝓎 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫
BOATSTUCK RISES AGAIN


King of Games
Boat stuck has heard our cries and answers our prayers

King of Games
i'm thinking by 'operator' the don't mean the captain. i think they mean 'operator' in terms of shipping company.

King of Games
i hope

bleu cheese
I hope it's the same exact guy

Lauren
lmfao well at least they're definitely both evergreen

Lauren
but evergreen has a whole load of ships so maybe it's just the nature of having that many

Lauren
some of them are destined to become comedic

Grimme
Oh yeah, that's probably what they mean. But I'm going to imagine it's the same guy because that's pure, unadulterated comedy.

King of Games
he knew what the world needed, and he delivered

Too🎃Spooky
grfjdflgjkfdg

🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
YES YES YES YES

Too🎃Spooky
This is the news I needed tonight

Who Did Thing?
2022 has a ray of hope

Who Did Thing?
and this one can't fuck up global shipping for months, probably

bleu cheese
it's not actually blocking anything this time, so it's probably fine?

Who Did Thing?
yeah

ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!
god bless

Worser Punk 💥
wheeeeeeeeze good morning baaaaaaltimoooore