Remembered that my house is weird and that there's hooks to hang a hammock six feet off the ground in my living room. Getting back down is a problem for future Biz.

godspeed future biz

current biz gets to have hammock

The orange cord is camping gear repurposed to hold my phone so I can watch the merry tiny people playing video games as my body finally streams itself into a slug-like state.

yes

Biz.......this is god tier

oh man jealous

get a step ladder!"

Furious with myself for not doing this sooner. There's an outlet for reasons above this support beam, so I'm getting down for a piddle and climbing back up with my laptop and tablet.

heaven

I have arranged my high-back armchair to act as very plush stairs and wrapped the unnecessary hammock trunk straps around the beam to allow for safe egress and guidance to my sturdy chair.

bless this whole setup

incredible

I'm in the middle of rearranging all the furniture so the living room is cluttered, but here's the whole thing.

this Rules

this is PHENOMENAL