uggggh I have to go clean my car brb

I really dislike how Uber Karen our neighbors get when it snows. "Oh you're stuck? We'll all tell you what to do but not actually HELP".

And one woman actually DID help meeee, but the second she saw Lore was stuck too she hightailed it back inside

So I'm hanging back waiting to see if Lore can handle it, trusting them to tell me when they need my help - because long COVID suuucks but we know how to communicate - and upstairs neighbor comes out (last of all of us) and asks me...

wait for this shit

"Are you her supervisor? Hahaha~"

I respond by saying no, I'm waiting to see if they need my help.

And then it's a free advice arena with the two of them still out there as Lore is getting exhausted and frustrated and still stuck in the goddamn snow

So I'm the only one salting the tires and trying to push them out

And the plow guy arrives and helps shovel their tires. Between the two of us we get them out but the peanut gallery was fucking insufferable

BUT

I took myself through McDonalds and fed ducks

See? Ducks.

Aww, ducks!

Yes, the good takeaway from this = ducks

And a quarter pounder but mostly ducks