My dad bought me a Powerball ticket for new years in hopes I'd win $500 million. I didn't, but I did win $7.

I am now too elite for everyone here.

gonna go mad with power

i may buy a single kindle book. Or maybe two mp3s.

THE WORLD IS MINE

remember us little guys

Seven entire bucks? Holy shit, high roller.

I'll probably use it to buy scratchers honestly, because I enjoy scratching them - and this way it's free.

also I actually don't want $500 million. That's.. way too much money. That's an "i'm going to be murdered" amount of money

I'd like to win $5 million or less. Which is life changing money but not - going to be kidnapped and held for ransom - kind of money

Awesome!

i feel like the problem with lottery winnings is that some states require your name out there and boy that seems NOT GREAT

if i made the news for winning the lottery i bet my dad would try to contact me again and lol no you talked about unaliving me, you don't get money. or even maybe the aunt who disappeared with thousands of grampa's money.

yeah you can't claim the lotto in California annonymously.

so all my 900 cousins i've never met will come out of the woodwork

u rich now

I bought a childish gambino song

i am less rich now.

how fleeting the dreams of yachts are.

damnnn big money

i mean, almost a meal at McD's

def spend it all in one place