Snufkin
[Conservative pearl clutching] Krampus goes where he wants and there is no war on Christmas.
shinotenshi22
/so unimpressed
Snufkin
I'm exhausted by shit like this.
shinotenshi22
I do not blame you at all
shinotenshi22
/cuddles you
Snufkin
I'm not looking forward to some of my family's personal pearl clutching. The family bigot not that she's the only one just the loudest will be at Christmas eve and I'm not looking forward to hearing what she wants banned this year.
DryadGurrl
nothing good ever comes from any city named Carmel
Snufkin
Warnings for bullshit including implied domestic violence, misogyny, bullshit in general. A CHRISTMAS CARD.
DryadGurrl
Indiana, California, wherever
DryadGurrl
THE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THAT CARD BAFFLE AND ENRAGE ME
DryadGurrl
bad enough that I'm in all caps
Snufkin
YEAH IT'S THE FIRST I'VE SEEN AND I HOPE THE LAST
Snufkin
Of course instantly another WHY TEACH YOUR KIDS THIS SHIT????!!!!
DryadGurrl
bc Traditional Values™
DryadGurrl
/gag
wind
Wow, that's...
wind
Man, I was having fun reading about the krampus thing. That sounded hilarious, and despite people complaining, it sounds like the actual event was really popular. But then I clicked the other links...
Snufkin
I guess this is my shit I hate about Christmastime post now.
Snufkin
The others are bad and I guess a popular theme.
wind
"THERE'S A WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND THE FAMILY. But also, like, half of every family needs to shut the fuck up, so really, it's just a war on dicks, I guess."
Snufkin
That's pretty much what the cards scream out to me
wind
wind
I want to hug everyone who has to deal with asshole people like this.
PrincessBatty
see there are reasons I love living in Seattle.
PrincessBatty
We are weird, freaky people who embrace the strange. (For the most part)
Snufkin
It sounds like a lot of fun!
Snufkin
I love festivals and embracing weirdness is great. For me, unless it's genuinely harmful, I just look away as a rule? There is shit that happens locally that makes me want to gag, but if no one is suffering then it's not my business.
Snufkin
AND ANOTHER this is so gross.
Gemini
"Bavarian Tourist Festival Angry At Inclusion of Bavarian Tradition" is how it should read
Gemini
also I clearly need to actually make the "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia" banner now
Gemini
"Keep Yule For Odin"
Snufkin
DO IT DO IT DO IT
Gemini
basically at the core anyone who cries that their lights and trees are under attack needs to be asked "are you celebrating Yule? No? Okay well that's not your tradition so stop appropriating it."
Gemini
you want your jesus holiday? you get your creche and mass and that's it. everything else is pagan, just ask the Massachusetts Colony.
σρєяα gнσѕт
"what she wants banned this year" but I bet she'd be the first to complain about cancel culture
Snufkin
YEAH. You know the type. It's cancel culture until someone is doing something they find personally offensive.
σρєяα gнσѕт
there is literally an ad on my TV right now with Mike Lindell complaining about cancel culture affecting his business. no, Mike, you're just being called out for your garbage behavior
Gemini
oh god they were running that ad on the local feed of weather nation and I'm no fuck you
Gemini
your business would have failed because your products are shit but you HAD to appeal the "only buy from christian business" christians
marimoneki neko
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzS/9pE/RAkKSQr1K5Plu9vKdJuYDYKAVMM_lg.png
marimoneki neko
terrified.
Gemini
I'm reminded of the American Dad episode where Stan's dad becomes Krampus, and the overall theme is "yall are shit because no one's out there scaring you straight" and..........kinda yeah?
marimoneki neko
lmao
Snufkin
It's literally all in good fun and tradition, and from what I've seen the kids were fine so. It's not that big a deal? Ads on youtube show scarier shit.
shinotenshi22
SANTA can be scarier
shinotenshi22
at least with Krampus he LOOKS like a threat
Gemini
right?? okay my headline was off, it should be "Karen Gets Mad That Bavarian Town Supports Bavarian Tradition"
shinotenshi22
Santa doesn't, and you're supposed to let him in without questions when we're taught not to trust strangers and just....he can almost look like cartoon made real and it's uncannY!
shinotenshi22
(mabe it was just me when I was in single digits who found Santa scary....)
Snufkin
Yeah, Krampus isn't the highest on the scary Christmas ranking list
Gemini
Jack Frost is legit scarier, his whole purpose is to kill you. Krampus doesn't kill, he just scares.
shinotenshi22
St. Nick was much easier for me to deal with b/c he didn't look like a caricature half the time
Snufkin
I had a crush on Santa so I can't make commentary here, lol
Snufkin
For me, the scariest part of Christmas was when we were in pretty much a cult, and the church we went to had a graphic passion play following the Christmas play
Snufkin
I DID NOT WANT TO SEE BABY JESUS GROW UP AND DIE
Snufkin
It was a lot for a little dude
Snufkin
We didn't know about Krampus, he was a delightful thing to experience as an adult.
sᴏɴɪᴄᴏ🎶
This is so gross? Those Christmas cards are so fucking disgusting
Gemini
so gross
Snufkin
There's a lot of gross in these circles. :C
Wayward Haze
I think saying "Jesus fucking Christ" is extremely applicable here
Snufkin
Snufkin
Honestly as a JC fanboy this shit is so exhausting. They're making him look bad.
Wayward Haze
/nods
Wayward Haze
I have no beef with him, it's his stupider followers
Wayward Haze
https://images.plurk.com/6f4pioTI0Fmcuum80YclzN.jpg The Sneak agrees
King of Games
as someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas, the fact I can't avoid it at all means there's deff not a war
King of Games
Also the Krampus crawl looked fun. why do people hate fun...
Snufkin
I'm not Christian, my spirituality is a mishmash of weird things, but I believe in not being a dick to my fellow man.
Gemini
rule one, don't be a dick. yep.
Snufkin
The Krampus crawl sounds like a blast!!! Why do people wanna ban fun because they're not having any?
DryadGurrl
That's exactly why though: they're miserable which means everyone needs to be miserable
Snufkin
I can't imagine living that way
Gemini
I mean, consider the number of people in fandom who subscribe to "if I don't like it that means no one can like it, stop having fun I don't approve of!!" it's basically that
Snufkin
HONESTLY. Can we get these people to back out of fandom and fun in general? Stay at home offline and be a shithead by yourself.
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