just listened to "the mariner's revenge" for the first time and tf the mariner didn't avenge shit! he tripped into a whale and then wailed a boring exhaustive monolouge about his syphilis infected mother.

the minute long outro was when the revenging and murdering happened

only goes to 11 : yeah but it's like accidentally chosing to shit in the same Wendy's bathroom as your intended target, you did zero of the legwork! I demand iniative!