[TMI]

Yeah, fuck you too, uterus.

Maybe don't take nine days to wind down operations this time.

(Ultimately I suspect last month was a case of '...but but but you were EATING BREAKFAST and DOING STUFF and that SHOULD'VE MEANT SOMETHING /protest spotting')

(But I am bang-on Regular enough, and my mom and sister had irregularities enough, that it wigged me out.)