SquareEnix Exec 1: We think this guy might be gay. How do we market to him, without it making obvious what it is that we're doing, in case we're wrong?
SquareEnix Exec 2: I've got it.
My Email:

People being gay for Barret is real

Barret is that good

also they're saying they're just going to rank all of the Beards in the game.

lmfao I got the same email

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