Luke Skywanker
I ignored the Nevermind baby lawsuit for a few days because I thought it was dumb, and then I accidentally learned more about it and it's so much dumber than I thought.
PlurkDevi
It sets new standards for dumb.
Luke Skywanker
And he comes across so poorly. "Hey I think I'm a big deal but I have sex with hot girls who dump me when they find out I didn't get any money for a naked baby photo that by the way is somehow pornographic."
Luke Skywanker
^not an actual quote but embarrassingly close
PlurkDevi
Luckily, he's getting a collective smirk from the public at large.
juliette lives
I think he's also got a band of his own and it reads like a ploy for exposure tbh
HOCKEY SEASON
... I didn't even know about this and now I feel dumber for having googled it
Luke Skywanker
He's an artist
Luke Skywanker
he is also mad Nirvana didn't participate in a show of his
Luke Skywanker
I thought it was just a cash grab but the "child porn" aspect is actually irresponsible
PlurkDevi
Totally doesn't meet the definition of child pornography.
Luke Skywanker
By all means, be mindful of what you do with your children's image before they can consent! but baby being naked =/= porn
Shan-aconda
Super irresponsible, but also law enforcement is moving away from child ‘porn’ and using child sexual exploitation / assault / abuse images
juliette lives
yeah, in no way does that meet the definition of child porn
Luke Skywanker
by attempting to classify that image as pornographic, it takes the focus away from truly harmful images, etc
juliette lives
also dude, no one would know that was you if you didn't use it for clout
Luke Skywanker
EXACTLY
Luke Skywanker
you NEED to be a big deal, and you're mad now because you're not exploited enough
juliette lives
I met and interacted with someone who played a very famous baby for like a whole day before I realized who he was because he didn't mention it lmao
juliette lives
Toby from Labyrinth, ftr. I did an artist workshop with him and then someone else in the class was like oh hey did you know he was the baby in Labyrinth? No, I didn't, because we were making art and not talking show business.
Luke Skywanker
oh yeah, I heard he's cool
Luke Skywanker
Sounds like a job for therapy, not court
juliette lives
right, no one is thinking that hard about a baby from the 90s
juliette lives
tbh I couldn't remember if you could see the baby's genitals from the angle or not, and I looked at that album for most of my teen years
Luke Skywanker
same
juliette lives
no one's thinking that hard about your penis, baby or adult, my dude
Luke Skywanker
I was trying to remember if it was visible
Luke Skywanker
Thanks, America, for the reminder that nudity is inherently sexual somehow
Thicken Nugget
also like....does it still look like that bro??
Luke Skywanker
>.> <.<
Thicken Nugget
cause I would ASSUME you'd have more to show off by now
Thicken Nugget
maybe that's why he's really mad
Thicken Nugget
he pulls down his pants and everyone's like "Oh you're that baby"
PlurkDevi
lol Imagines the gasps of recognition.
PlurkDevi
He pulls his pants down at a party...
juliette lives
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