When I die, please scatter me at Disney World. But don't cremate me. Thank you

Disney discourages this. I know this for a fact. You'll have to settle for Six Flags.

Also, my wishes are to be ground into patties, grilled, and served at the wake.

"Mmmm, Polly is delicious!"

mmm puddin pies

BBQ at the wake. And guests have to guess whether I am under the grill or on top of the grill

Like the BBQ in Fried Green Tomatoes.

I totally hijacked this plurk!

In your FACE, Mangosteen !

I wanted my ashes spread at Disney World but they definitely don't allow it.

People try to smuggle in ashes. If I were going to do that I think I'd like to be dumped in the water at It's a Small World.

PlurkDevi : I was thinking off the side of the ferry into the seven seasons lagoon. or just one of the hotel beaches around the lagoon.

Dear plurk patrons: I DON'T want to be cremated. Pay attention!

Can we run you through a shredder?

No! Big parts! Like stick my head over one of the kids in It's a Small World. Legs under a barrel on Pirates of the Caribbean, all Wicked Witch-style. Torso in a dinosaur's mouth at Dinosaur in the Animal Kingdom. Shit like that. Be creative! Or I'll haunt you.

Duh, you will haunt us anyway.

In the bratwurst?

I was just going to duct tape you to the front of anamatronic Lincoln