Sometimes I'll purposely be mean to every animal in my house and play the sound of kittens meeting. Vivian will burst into the room like the Kool-aid Man, looking around wildly, yelling at me WHERE ARE THE BABIES!!

And Ferris will just heave a long-suffering sigh.

im fucking cackling

Vivian: beats the children, hisses at the children.

Also Vivian: moves to let the babies eat first, grooms them meticulously, helps to teach them how to leap and bound and play.

I want to see that