ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Give my folk some much needed advice.
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Oscar if anyone even suggests getting laid: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/bzL/RTPlkX81pcSMMZksJTme2n6NWMx_lg.gif
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
travis: hug me for like 30 seconds every 2 days so you dont fucking die idiot
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
but no seriously, take the advice. PLZ.
Freakin Bat
remi: /gives up instantly because Oscar is Oscar
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Oscar: Can I literally do anything besides.... contact like that.
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Travis and Oscar be like: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/Qbx/E82YVQYyPLr1TXOKRutO6vDCegH_lg.gif
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Oscar: We aren't together, I have to cuddle for my health.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
zenigata's advice involves awkwardly shuffling from foot to foot trying to tell oscar he's a good kid and there's always a chance to turn shit around, but zenigata absolutely doesn't have the vocabulary or emotional capacity for saying that, so mostly it's a lot of '...uh.'
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
HAHAHA
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
gant's advice is to quit being such a square quit being suck a stick in the mud let loose have a little fun.
daud's advice is stay away from gant. :/ (also come stay with the whalers if you need a breather. they don't ask questions.)
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
joshua's advice is to please oscar just don't be like joshua but DO be righteous but not joshua levels of righteous (also oscar he is proud of you).
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
and they were roommates (both insistently: NO WE'RE JUST ROOMMATES)
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
mickey's advice to aramat is to remember that she is in fact the most beautiful always (AND has the best ass) and that she should always strut it like the queen she is :3
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
mickey about Aramat: she invented beauty.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
precisely thaT
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
the person that hypes her up the most is him.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
he is very vocal about it pls
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
when they go out, Mickey wants her spin around for him.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
the spin is in fact one of his favorite parts about going out
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
will invent reasons to go out just to see a spin
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Gant is kind of the same way about hyping up his gf's when they look good.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
look gant and mickey are in fact a lot alike and could be buds were it not for Circumstances woe
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Also advice from Oscar's 4 dads. Oscar: I have only three, that orange fuck doesn't count.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
EVERY REAL DAD CHEERS
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
getttt FUCKED gant
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
oscar's dads (plus false dad) are full of advice, most of it bad
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
I said this before: you need at least 3 of them to make one decent dad.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
always the truest thing :|
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
they need to coordinate their dad'ing better
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
bc the orange creep lies in wait
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Poor Oscar, he got to give gifts for three dads every father's day, birthday, and christmas.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
so much to remember :C
but also daud says please don't worry about it he has enough 1 dad mugs to last a lifetime
and joshua says the best gift is spending time with oscar
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
...daud deffo gives the best gifts. joshua's vary between 'hey this is a good gift' 'this is a questionable but p cool v deadly gift' and 'oh this is a bible'
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
zenigata's are usually picked up last minute. he tries to remember, just. gets the way he does with work focus :|
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
I forgot like present day!Daud give his kids like... cars and bikes for presents.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
y u P
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
gonna get oscar that quality ride
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
/Gant somewhere upset that he gets nothing. Oscar: Oh I have something: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/WSJ/8sItUcqI6YddsRfcxWqo3fzDSKq_lg.gif
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
oscar zenigata is so proud of u rn ;.;
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
/gant somewhere like: why are you so rude?
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
zenigata just BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHITHEADDDD AND A ROTTEN CRIMINALLLLL booM
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
GO BACK TO UR ROTTEN DEMON BITCH GIRLFRIEND.
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Gant: R U D E
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
....gant's follow-up response is to send photographic evidence that he did in fact go back to his BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT demon girlfriend
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
explicit?
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
youuuu betcha
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Zeni like: there's too much Gant, I can't enjoy this.
ᴄᴜʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
god
fucking
damnit
you're right and i'm sighing into my hands
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Zeni thinks Isolde probably isn't good ethier but like... she finer than a mf.
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Corruption probably does net you a supermodel pretty girlfriend.
ꜱᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ
Out of all the dads, Zeni has to be cursed to be painfully hetero and allosexual. (most of the time)
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