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Oscar if anyone even suggests getting laid: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/bzL/RTPlkX81pcSMMZksJTme2n6NWMx_lg.gif
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travis: hug me for like 30 seconds every 2 days so you dont fucking die idiot
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but no seriously, take the advice. PLZ.
Freakin Bat
remi: /gives up instantly because Oscar is Oscar
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Oscar: Can I literally do anything besides.... contact like that.
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Oscar: We aren't together, I have to cuddle for my health.
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zenigata's advice involves awkwardly shuffling from foot to foot trying to tell oscar he's a good kid and there's always a chance to turn shit around, but zenigata absolutely doesn't have the vocabulary or emotional capacity for saying that, so mostly it's a lot of '...uh.'
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HAHAHA
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gant's advice is to quit being such a square quit being suck a stick in the mud let loose have a little fun.
daud's advice is stay away from gant. :/ (also come stay with the whalers if you need a breather. they don't ask questions.)
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joshua's advice is to please oscar just don't be like joshua but DO be righteous but not joshua levels of righteous (also oscar he is proud of you).
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and they were roommates (both insistently: NO WE'RE JUST ROOMMATES)
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mickey's advice to aramat is to remember that she is in fact the most beautiful always (AND has the best ass) and that she should always strut it like the queen she is :3
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mickey about Aramat: she invented beauty.
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precisely thaT
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the person that hypes her up the most is him.
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he is very vocal about it pls
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when they go out, Mickey wants her spin around for him.
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the spin is in fact one of his favorite parts about going out
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will invent reasons to go out just to see a spin
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Gant is kind of the same way about hyping up his gf's when they look good.
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look gant and mickey are in fact a lot alike and could be buds were it not for Circumstances woe
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Also advice from Oscar's 4 dads. Oscar: I have only three, that orange fuck doesn't count.
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EVERY REAL DAD CHEERS
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getttt FUCKED gant
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oscar's dads (plus false dad) are full of advice, most of it bad
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I said this before: you need at least 3 of them to make one decent dad.
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always the truest thing :|
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they need to coordinate their dad'ing better
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bc the orange creep lies in wait
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Poor Oscar, he got to give gifts for three dads every father's day, birthday, and christmas.
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so much to remember :C
but also daud says please don't worry about it he has enough 1 dad mugs to last a lifetime
and joshua says the best gift is spending time with oscar
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...daud deffo gives the best gifts. joshua's vary between 'hey this is a good gift' 'this is a questionable but p cool v deadly gift' and 'oh this is a bible'
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zenigata's are usually picked up last minute. he tries to remember, just. gets the way he does with work focus :|
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I forgot like present day!Daud give his kids like... cars and bikes for presents.
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gonna get oscar that quality ride
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/Gant somewhere upset that he gets nothing. Oscar: Oh I have something: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/WSJ/8sItUcqI6YddsRfcxWqo3fzDSKq_lg.gif
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oscar zenigata is so proud of u rn ;.;
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/gant somewhere like: why are you so rude?
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zenigata just BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHITHEADDDD AND A ROTTEN CRIMINALLLLL booM
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GO BACK TO UR ROTTEN DEMON BITCH GIRLFRIEND.
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....gant's follow-up response is to send photographic evidence that he did in fact go back to his BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT demon girlfriend
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explicit?
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youuuu betcha
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Zeni like: there's too much Gant, I can't enjoy this.
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god
fucking
damnit
you're right and i'm sighing into my hands
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Zeni thinks Isolde probably isn't good ethier but like... she finer than a mf.
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Corruption probably does net you a supermodel pretty girlfriend.
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Out of all the dads, Zeni has to be cursed to be painfully hetero and allosexual. (most of the time)
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