𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
: Well. Okay. So. Rose and Jade had a secret child because Jade wanted a kid but she has a dog dick and can't conceive. Their daughter is named Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley (which was a joke that went too far and got away from them) and has dog ears and a tail.
Yiffy is A. a secret EVEN FROM KANAYA and B. actually my favourite of the new kids. Dirk HATES Yiffy, though. Like, just as a concept. He and Hussie argue about it.
Bonus Update: A Threat Sensed