Fostering kittens is a great experience because uh how else will you know what getting a tiny claw hooked inside your nostril would feel like?

At least they have each other and Vivian to chase around the house. I'm getting maybe just 20% of the available violence. Learning to be a furry harbinger of death is a necessary skill for a cat.

jesus christ children

momther i crave violence

They're starting to be real cats and not just balls of fluff that always smell like poop.

Shoutout to the time I had five kittens. Five. Five.

gotta mlem mother's hand for violence

How else are we to test our new teeth?

I've been locking them away for a few hours at a time so Ferris can have a whole nap without something pawing him awake for attention. Such a good sport.

Imagine your mother bringing home new animals every few months and they're all so fukin stupid.