Computer is in the midst of doing updates. It's currently taking its sweet time getting ready for the ones it was actually complaining about me needing to do, which apparently gives me plenty of time to do things. So catching up on forum threads and so on, I guess.

85% downloaded. It can feel free to finish at any time.

Computer's back at 'getting things ready' and is sitting at 99%. I want it to be dooooooone.

I have the suspicion that my hardware isn't good enough for the updates it wants.