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Dragons Dragons

@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:53 PM

[meme|nsfw] Generate a festive prompt for our CR.

Dragons Dragons

@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:53 PM

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:57 PM

Trope:Fighting Someone Shopping for the Same Gift as You for the Last One in the Store
Kink:Sadism

pfffff

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:58 PM

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:58 PM

trying again and

Trope: Putting Lights On Their House
Kink:Accidental Stimulation

@kamikasei

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:58 PM

Saving Christmas; humiliation

@doctoransem

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:58 PM

Trope: Caroling
Kink: Delayed Gratification

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:59 PM

be careful with those lights

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 3:59 PM

Trope:White Elephant Gift Exchange
Kink:Butt Plugs

why am I so good at getting hilarious combinations

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 4:00 PM

Trope:Searching for the Perfect Gift
Kink:Beloved Hostages/Stockholm Syndrome

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 5:08 PM

This is hilarious.

@Phasma

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 5:25 PM

Trope: Horrible Visit To Relatives
Kink: Praise
Finn has no blood relatives so I'm gonna assume this is him and Mai going full ham on the First Order

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 5:26 PM

I mean, that's valid.

@Phasma

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 5:28 PM

Happy Life Day, let's kill some space nazis

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 10:53 PM

Night bump because this is amusing.

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:10 PM

Trope:Alone For Christmas
Kink:Uniform

this doesn't even seem like it involves two characters

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:11 PM

I'm alone on christmas, I think I'll dress up

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:12 PM

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:12 PM

Trope:Secret Santa
Kink: Discipline

I'm not sure what went horribly wrong here, but something definitely did

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:13 PM

Trope:Leaving Cookies for Santa
Kink:Biting

that's not even a kink in this context, that's just eating cookies

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:14 PM

Trope: Going to Hawaii
Kink: Domestic

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:14 PM

...I guess if you live in Hawaii, technically???

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:14 PM

Otherwise I feel like that's kind of a contradiction.

@doctoransem

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:14 PM

Trope: It's a Wonderful Life AU
Kink: Size Difference

@doctoransem

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:14 PM

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:18 PM

Trope:Snowball Fight
Kink:Clothed Sex

if it's cold enough for a snowball fight you'd better be clothed

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:18 PM

Trope:Catching Santa Delivering Gifts
Kink:Claiming

"I saw him first! He's mine!"

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:19 PM

...oh God, I think I found the worst one.

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:19 PM

Trope: Being in a Nativity play
Kink: Mpreg

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:20 PM

I GUESS IT'S JOSEPH'S TURN TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT NOW, MARY'S OUT.

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:20 PM

the narrator misspeaks, the cast rolls with it

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:20 PM

Just "yes, and" your way to creating an entire new schism in the church, it's fine.

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:21 PM

🏔️ndrusi : "I'm punishing you because your idea of a good present is a used copy of Shaq Fu"

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:22 PM

Echo : I guess??

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:22 PM

And also that Nativity sounds hilarious.

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:22 PM

Doctor Ansem : ...sure

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:22 PM

could be worse...

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:22 PM

Trope:Searching for the Perfect Gift
Kink:Hair-Pulling

it sure is, prompt generator. It sure fucking is.

Dragons Dragons

@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:23 PM

it's true

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:23 PM

Trope:Home Alone AU
Kink:Shaving

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:24 PM

ha

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:25 PM

Trope:Mistletoe
Kink:Bondage

.........that is too much mistletoe, sir

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:26 PM

(thought that one also could be a fun prompt if you interpret it more normally)

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:26 PM

I mean, given the mistletoe meme traditionally has one trapped without escape, it's basically the same thing

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:28 PM

Trope:Boxing Day
Kink:Aftercare

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:30 PM

Is the retail therapy the aftercare for Christmas stress, or do you need aftercare after going out on Boxing Day?

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:31 PM

boxing day is conceptually aftercare for christmas itself

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:32 PM

Trope:Mistletoe
Kink:Beloved Hostages/Stockholm Syndrome

when a mistletoe meme thread goes a long time without them actually getting around to kissing

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@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:37 PM

that's also true

@Andrusi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:37 PM

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:37 PM

Trope:Buying The Saddest Looking Christmas Tree
Kink: Pining

...is that a pun

Dragons Dragons

@jisusushi

Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:38 PM

.............................probably

@EchoDoctor

Sat, Dec 26, 2020 12:20 AM

Fucking incredible.

@NekoIncardine

Sat, Dec 26, 2020 1:09 AM

Trope: Searching for the Perfect Gift
Kink: Accidental Stimulation

@NekoIncardine

Sat, Dec 26, 2020 1:09 AM

... That's interesting

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@jisusushi

Sat, Dec 26, 2020 1:15 AM

very silly

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