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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
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нєℓρ★нιкα dashes into my bedroom. She collapses on my bed and tries to steal my comforter but it's tucked under me. So she just kind of collapses in defeat. I point out the sheet right above her. She reaches for the towel instead, proudly proclaiming that it is, in fact, a towel.
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
Me: And what's above the towel?
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
Her: ...... blue
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
Her: I wanted a covers
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
Me: ....... are you trying to say comforter
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
Me: comforter and sheet?
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:16 PM
she then tries to hide, tells me sssh, start to push my face and is still laughing hysterically
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:17 PM
slapping my bed now
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:17 PM
if she pisses on my blue she owes me new covers
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:18 PM
i'm funny :-D
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@redfirelight
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:22 PM
im so excited to welcome this comedy act into my home
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:24 PM
that's us
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:24 PM
that's why people like to come to our artist alley table
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:24 PM
to watch the show
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:27 PM
what would we even call this show
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:33 PM
idek man
vitamin cee
@ceedawkes
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:57 PM
salty peanuts
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@ceedawkes
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:57 PM
the miniseries
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@redfirelight
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 7:57 PM
^^^
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 8:50 PM
lkasjdflajsdlfkj
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 8:50 PM
we sound like a british show that the US is absolutely about to adapt and fuck up
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 8:50 PM
Kara's gonna be cast as a white person
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 8:51 PM
I'll be some skinny hollywood model
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 8:51 PM
but with thick rimmed glasses so you know she's edgy
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@ceedawkes
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 9:02 PM
you'll have copious amounts of subtext but you're both straight
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@SaintCynicism
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 9:02 PM
I feel like if the US adapted it one of you would still be inexplicably played by Steve Carrell
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@Zully
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 9:06 PM
it'd be kara
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@hikaranko
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 10:50 PM
vitamin cee
@ceedawkes
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 10:59 PM
...Steve kara-ell
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@redfirelight
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 11:01 PM
Oh my god
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@blauren
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 11:01 PM
Steve Carrell in his most challenging roll: playing both of you
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@SaintCynicism
Wed, Dec 9, 2020 11:37 PM
guest starring Patrick Warburton as the cat
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@Zully
Thu, Dec 10, 2020 12:20 AM
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