Have you been plagued by an infestation of vampires in your library? The Schadenfreude Vampire Hunting Kit is for you! Disguised as an innocent book, touch to cover to open it to reveal accoutrements for dealing with your nocturnal pests!*

*The Schadenfreude Vampire Hunting Kit is for entertainment purposes only, and Schadenfreude takes no responsibility for death or injury resulting from vampires who laugh at your cross.

cool ! Ziekel check this out

also a flask for holy water or...is that something redder?

and a free gift with free group tag of a cross for decor purposes.

all at the engine room! Syndicate

mz_marville: eh? you tryin to get me to kill him? lol

hissssss

These are great. I got plans....

Ziekel : no but you can kill his enemies lol

And Buffy had that dumb big trunk. Clearly this is meant for the Marie Kondo’d slayer.

all the vampires i know would probably have this in _their_ libraries just for kicks! who believes in that stuff anyway?

I need this for the pesky sparkly "vampires".

This is fantastic