this one doesn't even need editing: "well there is no easy way to say this but the new guy is now in sort of a pile on the ground. actually that was pretty easy"
send us to the original park, maybe after it's been fully evacuated. Have the Admiral go "So good news: we've put into port at a lovely caribbean resort. Bad news: we landed a litlte hard and now our pantries are empty. Also there's dinosaurs."
i keep thinking about "the wait time to leave is only going to get longer if you guys keep trying to leave" in light of all the past inmate escape attempts
if you guys keep trying to leave it's only going to get longerWILL have dinos