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Battle / Bazelgeuse [Monster Hunter World soundtrack...
Mother fu-- NOT YOU AGAIN! SOMEONE TELL ME THEY BROUGHT DUNG PODS!!!!!
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So. Lemme tell you about invaders in Monster Hunter and how incredibly annoying one in particular was
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Sometimes, in your quests to hunt something, you'll encounter what's known as an invader. These are monsters that have a chance of appearing at random and aren't quest targets, but can get involved in the fight to attack either you or your target
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Best known invader before this game was Deviljho, a big pickle-shaped T-rex that eats literally everything
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
my son
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In World, before the Iceborne expansion...there was the Bazelgeuse
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In what can be described as an angry pinecone, the Bazelgeuse was designed after a bomber plane and, appropriately, its gimmick is dropping explosive scales around the area
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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE I REPEAT THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
Lil Bits - Bagelboose.mp4
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Actually not that difficult to fight, if I'm being honest. Lots of attacks are slow and easily telegraphed and the only real thing it has going for it are the explosive scales
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But it was World's new invader monster. And it was incredibly obnoxious at its job
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And then there was an update that added Deviljho to World's roster.

And with it, some of the most-dangerous turf wars in the entire game.
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At high rank in particular, these little shits spawned frequently and would listen out to signs of battle, home in on your location and drop scales everywhere
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They were a nuisance. A very common nuisance
FIGHT KAY FIGHT
(Damn if the Deviljho and Baselgoose don't have a badass turf war, though. SO MUCH RAWRF.)
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re: scales, I remember seeing a clip where a scale landed inside the tent and blew the cat offscreen while inside managing inventory.
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Pokemon fandom wants to shit on Zubat during Mt. Moon, I'm gonna shit on Bazelgeuse
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You would then have to waste your time shooing away what I call the Bagel. Thankfully, dung pods have a decent chance of forcing a monster to leave an area
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...But unfortunately, monster AI is dumb sometimes
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Too often have I thrown poop at the Bagel only for my target to also decide to leave and they flee to the same area
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Accomplishing fucking nothing
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Unique theme songs take priority over most others, so when Bagel's around? You hear its theme instead of anything else
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(NO DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE HUMANS)
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It may not be a bad theme in itself, but to me, it's associated with the feeling of "Oh god, go away"
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Because this piece of shit just won't go away
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Especially infuriating if it interrupts the good theme songs, few as they were pre-Iceborne
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Monster Hunter World - Murmurs From The Land Forbidd...
Imagine this METAL AS FUCK track playing while fighting a demon doggo who's jumpy, makes you bleed and aggressive as all hell
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The fight's ramping up, the music is ramping up and you're getting into it
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qyb/bEh/4phiMQ5RemWnxpjebcII9PaeLWd_lg.png Then this hunk of shit and not only blue balls you from good music, but now you have to stop what you're doing and get this bastard out of here unless you wanna deal with multiple monsters at once
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Which is doable, sure, but unnecessary
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It breaks the pace of the hunt and I fucking hate when things arbitrarily break my flow
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I love Astral Chain, for example. Plenty of flaws, but some really great Platinum Games combat
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How would you like your fun halted by flying little targets who grant an enemy complete invincibility, make all your attacks bounce off of them and the only way to undo it is to kill this little shit of an enemy
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Little shits that can either fuck off into the sky or bury into the ground
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You have to stop what you're doing and can hardly attack other enemies because the invincible one will group up with them and track down this fucker and kill it
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Arbitrary pace breaking isn't fun. It's annyoing
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and Bazelgeuse did a lot of that in high rank
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Thankfully, Iceborne decided to not let him be an invader anymore, so you're safe from his bullshit in master rank
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but oh my god, the damage is done
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