Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:36 AM
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Youtube ads have been showing up for me again, and one of the recurring ads starts with a guy turning to the camera and going "YOU'RE A
MAN"
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:36 AM
fuck off
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:36 AM
I ain't shit
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:36 AM
what the FUCK
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:37 AM
it's an ad for some kind of manly product
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:37 AM
for manly men
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:37 AM
but it feels unnecessarily hostile
big juicy
@CaptainPlanette
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:42 AM
this ad can go suck an egg
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:43 AM
unnecessarily aggressive fits... many manly products, unfortuntely
Echo
@EchoDoctor
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:52 AM
Weird and belligerent sounds about right for that kind of thing, yeah.
thetaClysm
@thetacriterion
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 2:58 AM
i actually
am
a man and these ads make me want to go "shut up you dont know me"
⏏️ndrusi
@Andrusi
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 3:14 AM
yeah in my experience a line like that is always followed by "therefore you need to be stereotypically masculine!"
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 3:14 AM
it sure was
TWO OF THEM
@sanduophon
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 3:24 AM
you're a MAN and your soap SUCKS because your MOM TOLD YOU IT WAS GOOD
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 4:49 AM
god i know exactly which commercials you're talking about
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 4:49 AM
and they are so unnecessarily aggressive for commercials about fucking organic soap
A Grinning DM
@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 4:56 AM
YOU CAN'T USE ANY
GIRLY
SOAP. REAL MEN RUB THEMSELVES WITH
ASPHALT
AND
BACON
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:03 AM
the line that always gets me is when he's like "did you know: the FDA classifies all those bath soaps you use as 'artificial detergents'?"
like that's supposed to fucking mean anything, lmfao
ShootingXC
@UltraDude
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:03 AM
you mean like this thing I actually got, for Christmas, as a gift, apparently?
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:03 AM
(i don't have adblock on my work laptop so i wind up seeing a lot of fucking youtube ads these days)
A Grinning DM
@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:04 AM
I have to admit that I think bourbon smells pretty good but like
A Grinning DM
@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:05 AM
I'm just imagining intentionally making yourself reek of whiskey
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@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:05 AM
and then going to work or being pulled over by the police
A Grinning DM
@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:05 AM
"no I swear it's just my manly soap"
ShootingXC
@UltraDude
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:05 AM
I'll have to bring the soap with me to prove it
A Grinning DM
@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:07 AM
I used to date a girl in college who had such a drinking problem that she always smelled like captain morgan rum
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@TwiceBlessed
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 5:07 AM
like, it smelled good, but, that's a problem
kamikasei
@kamikasei
Mon, Jun 29, 2020 8:03 AM
It’s definitely not a smell for trying to wake up in the shower
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like that's supposed to fucking mean anything, lmfao