Lol, I want this so I can embarrass my daughter and grandkids.

Burger King debuts 'social-distance crowns' in Germa...

I don't have grandkids. I want one!

"In Italy, the fast-food chain is selling "Social Distancing Whoppers," with three times the amount of raw onions usually found on burgers." can't stop laughing

and i totally do want one of those crowns

Allegory :

I want one because they're awesome.