LiberBEARian
The more I think about it, the more I think BJ is the kind of guy who graduates, is happy for 0.5 seconds, then gets freaked out and murders someone in order to go back to that comfortable life.
LiberBEARian
someone come tell me this is an awful idea
captain
I mean. I would buy this take
captain
/unhelpful
poliorketes
nope, sounds about right
captain
he could at least try
captain
even if he fails
LiberBEARian
damn it
book of thot
oh no
captain
he could always murder a warden without realizing they're a warden
captain
wait 'till steve graduates b/c he will tell no one XD
Aɗɗαмѕ
This feels ... very much like something BJ would do tbh
yallternative
please throw someone overboard
carry the torch
fiercebadrabbit
I have considered similar options for Entrapta. Except for the .5 seconds since she's dead set against it happening at all.
LiberBEARian
Steve are you ever really going to graduate
LiberBEARian
yallternative : yes absolutely.
captain
who even knows man
LiberBEARian
steven g rogers you get back on that horse
captain
:x he's trying okay
captain
trolling bj is like the most positive thing he's done all year
LiberBEARian
omg
LiberBEARian
well you've made yourself an invested little shit
captain
Aɗɗαмѕ
bless 'em both
Themme Fatale
First of all, I love it
Themme Fatale
Second of all
Themme Fatale
Hange does need two deals
poliorketes
lmao she just has a nice chat with him after his demotion and he graduates again. she immediately gets Plotty about it. How often can we do that???
poliorketes
a DEAL machine
Billie Sue 🌻
Oh no BJ falling into recidivism
book of thot
game that system
book of thot
it's already exploiting them, why not exploit it back?
Luke Skywanker
Spike is secretly confused by the "we're not friends" comment btw.
Themme Fatale
Oh shit if he graduates, gets his wish to be alive, then has to do a whole redemption arc again, but this time with living human emotions
Themme Fatale
R E A L L Y I N T E R E S T I N G
LiberBEARian
I mean they would absolutely plot that once he got over the shock of it all
LiberBEARian
:3
Themme Fatale
also interesting from the perspective of like-- I was reading what Rhys's complaints were about the barge waaaaaay back in the bargeyard
Themme Fatale
and the big one was the belief that the barge institutionalises people so they can't go back to their horrible worlds where being horrible was a way of surviving.
Themme Fatale
So it would be really interesting for the barge to like... get BJ to graduation, then have to do another lap on him because he actually is not ready to go and live the life he's decided he wants to live.
Themme Fatale
like, idk it's interesting :'>
LiberBEARian
Like, yeah, he can stop being such a terrible creature, but he hasn't really learned how to survive on his own.
book of thot
Ohhh man u right conway
book of thot
what works on the barge doesn't work everywhere else
LiberBEARian
So he'll be alive, he'll come back, and he'll go like "Yep. Not doing this. Time to die" and push some poor random person off the edge.
LiberBEARian
He's been dead for 2k years and why does he have to have a shower. Stan's teaching him money for the first time
Themme Fatale
Also, I'm gonna make Rhys nag the Admiral about this now that I've reminded myself again :')
LiberBEARian
Luke Skywanker : "I'd last a whole minute being told what to do and also my decisions are terrible" "Well we fundamentally disagree on that so clearly we can't be friends" "Wait, which one?" "Yes, both of those things."
LiberBEARian
damn it rhys stop annoying the admiral
Luke Skywanker
BJ is one of the only people Spike regularly talks to
Luke Skywanker
and he doesn't understand friends
Luke Skywanker
he's not going to cry or anything
Billie Sue 🌻
lol I'm sure Stan's not selling it all that well. It's like, all the reasons capitalism is bad, but said by a guy who can't see that
Billie Sue 🌻
MONEY IS MANDATORY I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ALL THE SHIT I'VE DONE TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK
Themme Fatale
Also where's this spike thread let me stalk it...
Themme Fatale
and NO.
Themme Fatale
LiberBEARian
aw no spike. if you want to be friends just say so
LiberBEARian
bluecanary
my whole life I've wanted to do a graduation and then instant demotion but couldn't figure out how
bluecanary
carry my torch
Themme Fatale
"Third, it's a fetish. I'm not ashamed of it."
Themme Fatale
lol
LiberBEARian
o\ can do!
Themme Fatale
TELL MY STOOOORYYYY!
Themme Fatale
Also this is some ice cold rejection from Betelgeuse :'c
LiberBEARian
I don't know why he never gelled with him
LiberBEARian
He likes him during floods! As animals and as kids and the like. But he hasn't yet wanted to stick his neck out. Demonic side-eyeing going on there
Luke Skywanker
Well I also have trouble getting Spike to open up. So he isn't very good with people.
Themme Fatale
sometimes characters just rub that way!
LiberBEARian
It could also be he became fast friends with Buffy and sees Spike as some weird fantasy monster rival. A real Edward-Jacob situation here
LiberBEARian
Because he is the guy who loves Twilight.
Themme Fatale
Ahahahaha I LOVE THIS
Themme Fatale
I IMMEDIATELY LOVE IT.
Luke Skywanker
OMG
Luke Skywanker
I do need to get Spike liking more people because 'm on the edge of dropping him and so far the people he talks to most aren't his friends lol
LiberBEARian
Spike you need to learn how to make friends! Reach out to people. Get cozy with your feelings
Luke Skywanker
Well he thought he and bj were friends

so he needs to reassess
LiberBEARian
;-; spike.
Luke Skywanker
he banters, that's friendship
LiberBEARian
just say you want to be friends
LiberBEARian
that's all
LiberBEARian
the magic words
Luke Skywanker
hmm
Luke Skywanker
I don't think he's ever had a friend in his life
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
hange would be SO angry for like, 15 minutes, and then think it over and immediately become plotty
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
also in her deepest heart hange is so ready to fuck off from her world. becoming terrible is a survival technique in her own bleak world and hange made her personality into a bludgeoning weapon for it, but she's going to relocate her people, make sure they won't immediately starve out, fall into civil war, or die of an alien flu, and then she's coming
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
back to the barge for round 2 and ideally 3 if she can get the admiral to do a mass revival and then round whatever as she figures out where she wants togo and who with
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
pick your barge people! make your own barge communities!! dont settle!!!!!!!
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
(though also, "build bj a survival framework" is on her to-do list)
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
(v pointless to graduate people and send them off to immediately die)
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
2 laps is a super fun idea though
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
1 to scrape off some of that accrued bad shit
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
1 to build up a new structure
LiberBEARian
alexa, can you graduate an inmate twice
LiberBEARian
alexa can I demote myself to help out my warden that I am hugely attached to
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
no no no bj don't -
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
bj: gets demoted
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
the admiral: the following wardens and inmates have been paired
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hange: speechless
Themme Fatale
HAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE
Themme Fatale
PLEASE DO IT ALL IN ONE DAY
Themme Fatale
TIME HIS GRADUATION FOR THE 15th
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