sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
[cw: horrors, burning to death, funeral homes]
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
HARLINGEN, TX: FUNERAL HOME EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MIS...
I'm sorry what the whole kentucky fried fuck
horny on main.
holy fucking fuck
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
excuse
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
what the FUCK.
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yeah this is
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
literally nightmare fuel
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
imagine your first mistake on a new job is burning a man to death
vitamin cee
nooooope NOPE
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
and listening to him scream for 15 seconds
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
15 seconds is a long time to hear someone scream
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
like, look at your watch and count off 15 seconds
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
Holy fucking shit
ʚ angel baby ɞ
I think this is the same story that surfaced a few years ago and was debunked
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
ah i see at the bottom in tiny text: "Disclaimer: This is satire."
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i see that now
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
also this site doesnt know what satire is
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
oh thank fuck
pancake
Either way I'll accept this as a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't overwork employees.
𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖
Oh thank goodness
vitamin cee
this site has no idea what satire is
vitamin cee
satire would be something like "medal awarded to dedicated employee for working a 23-hour shift"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"in his acceptance speech he simply rolled himself into the incenerated and cackled cheerfully as he ended it all"