sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
[cw: horrors, burning to death, funeral homes]
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
HARLINGEN, TX: FUNERAL HOME EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MIS...
I'm sorry what the whole kentucky fried fuck
horny on main.
holy fucking fuck
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
excuse
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
what the FUCK.
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yeah this is
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
literally nightmare fuel
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
imagine your first mistake on a new job is burning a man to death
mistlekoby
nooooope NOPE
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
and listening to him scream for 15 seconds
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
15 seconds is a long time to hear someone scream
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
like, look at your watch and count off 15 seconds
❆ 𝕀𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖 ❆
Holy fucking shit
shooting⭐star
I think this is the same story that surfaced a few years ago and was debunked
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
ah i see at the bottom in tiny text: "Disclaimer: This is satire."
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
i see that now
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
also this site doesnt know what satire is
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
oh thank fuck
pancake
Either way I'll accept this as a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't overwork employees.
❆ 𝕀𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖 ❆
Oh thank goodness
mistlekoby
this site has no idea what satire is
mistlekoby
satire would be something like "medal awarded to dedicated employee for working a 23-hour shift"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"in his acceptance speech he simply rolled himself into the incenerated and cackled cheerfully as he ended it all"