I have a Disney debit card from Chase Bank. Disney announced a big sale today by e-mail. There are, however, some exclusions:

Not valid on purchases made at Disney Parks and Resorts locations or on Disney store merchandise purchased from other retailers. Offer excludes sales tax, shipping & handling charges, gift wrap & gift box charges, personalization charges, Disney Theme Park Tickets, Disney Gift Cards, The Walt Disney Company Collectible Shareholder Certificate,

subscription products, art & collectibles, books & media (DVDs, Blu-rays, CDs & video games), electronic toys, limited edition, special edition & limited release merchandise, talking action figures, select Star Wars: The Mandalorian merchandise, items related to a charitable promotion, and items from the following brands and collections: Aden & Anais,

Alex and Ani, Barbie Signature Collection, Barefoot Dreams, Beats by Dre, Bésame, Betsey Johnson, Circle with Disney, Citizen, COACH, ColourPop, Converse, CRISLU, Cubcoats, Disney Designer Jewelry Collection, Disney Parks Designer Collection, Disney Vacation Club, Dooney & Bourke, Enesco, Ethan Allen, Fantasy Flight Games, Finn & Emma, Freshly Picked, Garmin

Hanna Andersson, Harveys, Jim Shore, kate spade, Le Creuset, LEGO, Lenox, Levi's, LÍLLÉbaby, Lionel, MagicBand, Marvel Legends Series, Master of Arts, Mickey: The True Original Exhibition, National Geographic, New Balance, Nike, Nixon, Olszewski, Opening Ceremony, Otterbox Electronics, Pandora Jewelry, Pandora: The World of Avatar Interactive Banshee Toy,

Milk Snob, Petunia Pickle Bottom, Pippa & Julie, Precious Moments, rag & bone, Rebecca Hook, RockLove, S.T. Dupont, Sentiments, Shinola, Sideshow Collectibles, Star Wars: The Black Series, Starbucks, Steiff, Terez, Thomas Kinkade, TOMS, Tommy Bahama, Vera Bradley, Vinylmation, and Waddle.

What’s the fucking point then. Geeeeeeeeez

Additional exclusions may apply.

It might have been easier to list what IS an option

So basically it’s useless then

but... but TWENTY FIVE PERCENT OFF! (screams the heading to the ad)

"SOME?!"

You can buy groceries. Or gas. Or groceries which give you gas. But you no can haz Disney!!!

my mental picture is that of walking through the store and, in a dark corner finding a box marked "Sale"

There's no exclusion listed for Disney Brothel Resorts ("Opening soon in select Nevada counties to serve your diverse desires. Disney Brothel Resorts: Come for the happy ending")

It might be faster to say what you can use it for...

The really weird one in that is Otterbox

I have a Disney chase debit card too! LOL

dkronfeld : now that’s my kinda Disney resort.

dkronfeld : I'd seen the HBO series Cathouse and it appeared that cards were preferred.

I am seriously hoping you will email them back and demand they tell you what the sale does apply to. Or even post that question on their Facebook/Twitter with a screenshot of all the exclusions. Because I want to hear their response.

Dre works for Disney now? Didn't see that coming 25 years ago, didya?

Wow.