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➰ Magnus and Alec ϟ The Chain | "I told you not to f...
i can't wait for this shit to be ridiculous to all of magnus's established cr and idec just a bunch of collective people he's bonded with going 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
also magnus being a little shit in training is canon so please no one ever ask him tro train them bc they will be sorry
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
vitamin cee as a newly adopted child of magnus's
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Squad Mom
Do say that... Alec has canonly shown up at the Loft with kids he's adopted
Squad Mom
https://78.media.tumblr.com/35dc5323f02540d7016d2cac78098544/tumblr_o1zdspijC41qhj858o3_1280.jpg
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
Squad Mom : he has so many preteens rn it's ridiculous and richie is by far the worst
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
but in february :C eddie won't remember him and that's his favorite
Squad Mom
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
magnus in the training room fuck u i'm gonna do some ballet step up malady b.s.
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
god february is gonna be so hard
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
although tbh that's more harry shum jr let's be honest
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr. : richie wanna live next door with magnus? no rules but close enough to eddie to still get away if you need to.
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
or you know you could stay with claire and all the winchesters
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
dang idk
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
magnus minds his own business until he becomes a problem bc he's chill like that
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
plus he has a few rooms and only uses one if you wanna have him be stupid and rude to alec like he was with magnus at first i lol
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
them flipping each other off will go down as one of myfavorite threads of all time
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
flsdfj yes it was good
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
bc no one expects magnus to be petty and he's like surprise have you heard i'm actually the fucking pettiest
Squad Mom
Alec is all... I have siblings. Rudeness is normal. While glaring
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
richie takes it to bold new levels friend
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
richie gonna be busy like. dealing with remembering dating eddie on the titanic and eddie not remembering anything outside of derry
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
which means he could wind up being wildly moody under circumstances
Squad Mom
Alec: my parabatai is Jace, remember
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
also it's rude that his new makeup is stuck back in deerington, when does he get to start experimenting with eye shadow huh????????
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr. : MAGNUS WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO EYE SHADOW
Squad Mom
Who's getting make up lessons?
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
BUT HIS MAKEUP IS BACK IN DEERINGTON
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
richie is
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
he doesn't even has his nail polish, deeply rude
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
when they return
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
he had lip gloss and nail polish on at the new years party at least tho
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr. : i remember magnus was so proud
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
considering magnus' makeup was part of what had richie on edge around him the first time they met it felt right that they finally run into each other again at that point, when richie decides to start giving heternormativity the middle finger
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
magnus will introduce alec to all of his kids lol but probably richie last if he can help it
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
that's fair
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
but if richie so happens to chime in without warning mangus would never turn him away so
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
richie that one you just sort of gesture vaguely at from another room like: and the loud one is richie
Squad Mom
Will he freak out over how 'heteronormal' Alec looks/seems (I actually laughed as I typed that)
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy5/dpW/gExfG3O2LOP7aT2rEtKqCtrFzZv_lg.jpg for example alec next to magnus lmfsajklgfsa
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
lol richie can't really judge anyone for that since he was that gay boy that used to talk excessively about girls to sound straight so
Squad Mom
Book Alec would be in blue or since Alec is no longer blue eyed, green. gold is saved for marriage okay?
Squad Mom
In the show, Alec was going to get married in a funeral suit
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
alec please
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
it was his funeral
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
richie WILL judge him for that
Squad Mom
It was XD
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
a funeral for his gayness idk
Squad Mom
The problem with being a book fan "Wait.. it's bad luck to marry in white!"
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
richie wore a bright pink floral suit to the new years party
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
colors are important alright
Squad Mom
Alec is not that bold
Squad Mom
He'll just ogle Magnus in those rainbow pants
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
richie is bold only out of spite
Squad Mom
Now I'm thinking of Alec not understanding why he's being spiteful
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
grow up in derry and you'll figure it out, alec
Squad Mom
Alec understands growing up in that kind of environment. Being spiteful when you're out of it, he doesn't understand
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
it
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
is called getting raised catholic by and absent sort of family and not being taught healthy emotional coping mechanisms
Squad Mom
Ah
Squad Mom
I don't even know if I should discuss Shadowhunters and repression
Thᥲt Iᥴᥱᥣᥲᥒdᥱr.
lol i don't go there but i'm sure theere's plenty
Squad Mom
Alec may try to help with that if he realizes it's there
vitamin cee
magnus just introducing his kids to Alec in order from least to most chaotic
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
right??
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
it's true
Squad Mom
As opposed to how Jace introduced Clary and Simon to Alec...
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
a day later and i'm still obsessed with this vid
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