

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"hey what's it like buying presents for red"


BIG DAD ENERGY


𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
friendship terrorism

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yep

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
the good news is I've been friends long enough with red not to care about her feelings so I just do it anyway

vitamin cee
the best part about buying stuff for red is when she gets angry at u after

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
its true and you should say it

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
she's still yelling at me

BIG DAD ENERGY
I AM NOT

BIG DAD ENERGY
.... okay NOW i am

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
told you

𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
lol i dont care about her feelings on my terrorism either. it's cute how she thinks we care

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
right?

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
red is good and deserves good things and she can just fuckin deal

𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
gospel

BIG DAD ENERGY


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