StupidSexyV⚠der
my character attempts to seduce yours. how badly does this go?
StupidSexyV⚠der
memes are never late?
Jay
... so much confusion. Are you sick, General?
Crow Witch
".... um ok"
ColorOfBOOM
Tell Padme more about sand
Darth Imperious
I sense a whole lot of failure. And Sith trying not to laugh at him. (LOL)
StupidSexyV⚠der
Jay : it's only a minor head injury! the bleeding is internal, that's where blood is supposed to be!
StupidSexyV⚠der
Crow Witch : pretty much
StupidSexyV⚠der
ColorOfBOOM : he'd rather talk about her- Naboo
Jay
MEDIC!
StupidSexyV⚠der
Darth Imperious : very very much awkwardness and fail
StupidSexyV⚠der
Jay : he's fiiiiiiiiine
Bhaalspawn
It honestly depends on her mood. If they're "off again" it's a little combative. On again, then pretty good.
Bhaalspawn
lbh, Rogue likes a little fight in her romance
StupidSexyV⚠der
she does. her likes that she makes him put in an effort
Murder moogle
I'm betting pretty badly.
Murder moogle
/gestures at prequel trilogy
Murder moogle
if that's a shining example of Anakin's seduction ability...
StupidSexyV⚠der
TBF, 19, highly traumatized, socially awkward, and delayed social skills due to the Jedi
StupidSexyV⚠der
and well. that picnic scene soo
Becky
...with a great deal of mistrust but just fucking fine thanks.
StupidSexyV⚠der
fair! but also seriously Scott?
Becky
WHAT? ERIK IS HOT. And Scott has a thing for people who would kill him.
Becky
Or have threatened to/tried to/could kill him. It's a feature, not a bug
StupidSexyV⚠der
/looks at Erik's love life

ok fair
Becky
I'd say 'smart man' but. Similarly stupid man?
StupidSexyV⚠der
yes
Crow Witch
"Ok" works with both of them but with Kait Kylo it's like "Sure, why are you even trying of course we're gunna" and Ben is more like "... yeah this tracks"
StupidSexyV⚠der
kylo -> because it's fun?
ben -> NOPE NOT HAPPENING
SpookyMycophile
Thrawn is going to very politely and tactfully turn Anakin down
StupidSexyV⚠der
probably best
StupidSexyV⚠der
otoh, competence praise kink.
SpookyMycophile
Thrawn and Darth Vader, now that's potentially a very different story
SpookyMycophile
the fact that they're both married would've been the main sticking point before, but by the time they meet again, Vader's widowed and Thrawn's divorced, so
SpookyMycophile
Maul's going to be a lot less polite and tactful about turning Anakin down since that hussy stole his master from him
SpookyMycophile
also Maul doesn't have a dick after TPM
Darth Imperious
I'm glad I had just finished drinking before opening this back up, because then I probably would have sprayed soda on my screen/keyboard.
Crow Witch
ben: NO ONE WORH WANTING WANTS MEEEE!
StupidSexyV⚠der
SpookyMycophile : but VADER is Darth Junkless which is a different problem.
SpookyMycophile
good point, yeah
StupidSexyV⚠der
StupidSexyV⚠der
Crow Witch : because you have no idea what consent is!
SpookyMycophile
and he can only read Thrawn's surface emotions so it's not like he can enjoy things secondhand
SpookyMycophile
(LOL) I guess it just wasn't meant to be
StupidSexyV⚠der
it's will have to stay a weird crush
Crow Witch
what what is?
SpookyMycophile
and now I'm thinking about Ben somehow going back in time and Anakin trying to make a move on him not knowing who he is, and Ben inwardly just being like " o god what is it with my family"
Crow Witch
lol
StupidSexyV⚠der
ROFL. ben or kylo so not his type
Crow Witch
sob!
SpookyMycophile
not into cocky, heavily tattooed space smugglers with hellaciously nasty tempers, huh?
Murder moogle
at...at least he knows his grandfather approves of him... in a way...?
SpookyMycophile
that's okay, Ben would rather not be permanently traumatized by having to deflect a come-on from THE MAN WHO RAISED HIM
StupidSexyV⚠der
seriously just. nope.
Striving Spark
I don't know who you're even playing, these days, but my focus is mostly on Fiona and that's bad
StupidSexyV⚠der
Anakin, Padmé, and Magneto as far as canon characters. Kate/Kait as far as OC's
•gнσѕтℓу•
Noriko is Amused but accepting, depending on how mags goes about it.
StupidSexyV⚠der
And Shmi, if my app at gets approved
StupidSexyV⚠der
•gнσѕтℓу• : with her? good clothes, suggestive wordplay, and a teasing touch
•gнσѕтℓу•
then she'd be happily amused, instead of 'wtf are you doing'. go with remote control vibrator and nice restaurant, she will be very happy
StupidSexyV⚠der
that can definitely be managed. remote? he doesn't need a remote
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